Men are terrified of women
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Damn right! Don't even think about it!0 -
The toilet seat thing is nothing.. I can put the seat down. Now my razor....don't effing touch my razor!!!!!!0
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yeah well, my balls aren't going to shave themselves...The toilet seat thing is nothing.. I can put the seat down. Now my razor....don't effing touch my razor!!!!!!0 -
I don't get the towels.
And the soaps. Decorative soaps. Who uses real bar soap anymore anyways?
A recent trend is homemade natural soaps, the majority of which are bars when complete.0 -
The toilet seat thing is nothing.. I can put the seat down. Now my razor....don't effing touch my razor!!!!!!
Oh ok.. now we are talking. Take my razor, and ill ****ing cut you!0 -
I used to be afraid... But then I read Dune, learning that FEAR is the mind killer. I left the seat up, signifying my stand against husband oppwession... and then the spice (sex in this case) stopped flowing. Once I started putting the seat back down, the spice started to flow again!0
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I used to be afraid... But then I read Dune, learning that FEAR is the mind killer. I left the seat up, signifying my stand against husband oppwession... and then the spice (sex in this case) stopped flowing. Once I started putting the seat back down, the spice started to flow again!
Shoot... take the trash out or do any other chore in the house without me asking..see how fast these panties drop.
Instant turn on0 -
I did, and I didn't hang it up like she had it...
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU F-ed UP THE TOWELS! The towels!!! What's wrong with you?!? We had people over for brunch Sunday, I swear he followed me around messing up the pretty pillows and towels and candles and what-not. Wanted to MURDER him!0 -
yeah well, my balls aren't going to shave themselves...The toilet seat thing is nothing.. I can put the seat down. Now my razor....don't effing touch my razor!!!!!!
My awesome razor was not meant for male ball hair! Don't you guys have special reinforced razors for that *kitten*!?0 -
We put the seat and the lid down always in our bathroom. It's just good Feng Shui. So, it doesn't matter who uses the toilet, we all have to lift a piece to use it, and we all put all pieces down.
That's equality.0 -
FML.. I need you to talk with my wife.. get her on board with that! I effin cook, clean, do laundry, and still she holds the kitty for ransom like a middle eastern terroristI used to be afraid... But then I read Dune, learning that FEAR is the mind killer. I left the seat up, signifying my stand against husband oppwession... and then the spice (sex in this case) stopped flowing. Once I started putting the seat back down, the spice started to flow again!
Shoot... take the trash out or do any other chore in the house without me asking..see how fast these panties drop.
Instant turn on0 -
or the dog will get it...
LOL... lost it on that one!!!!0 -
being real here...
other than for the upper mustache area, women's razors are VASTLY more comfortable than men's razors I've shaved with. I've not tried everything, but I've tried a lot.
Nothing beats my wife's venus....0 -
I'm always amazed no matter if its a twin bed or a king bed I still only get about 12 inches of room. I know you like to cuddle but you're asleep now and I'm hot. Get off me and get on your side of the bed.0
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whatever.. I catch my wife using my razor on her cooch all the time... I go to shave and I am like WTF does y razor smell like cooch? same wiht my beard trimme rin the winter.. LOL
yeah well, my balls aren't going to shave themselves...The toilet seat thing is nothing.. I can put the seat down. Now my razor....don't effing touch my razor!!!!!!
My awesome razor was not meant for male ball hair! Don't you guys have special reinforced razors for that *kitten*!?0 -
and I'll pick my socks up off the floor and put them in the hamper...when I'm DAMN good and ready.... and I'm ready right now honey.....0
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I'm always amazed no matter if its a twin bed or a king bed I still only get about 12 inches of room. I know you like to cuddle but you're asleep now and I'm hot. Get off me and get on your side of the bed.
that's when you do the win/win of turning spooning into sporking.0 -
Who REALLY has decorative towels in the bathroom?0
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whatever.. I catch my wife using my razor on her cooch all the time... I go to shave and I am like WTF does y razor smell like cooch? same wiht my beard trimme rin the winter.. LOL
yeah well, my balls aren't going to shave themselves...The toilet seat thing is nothing.. I can put the seat down. Now my razor....don't effing touch my razor!!!!!!
My awesome razor was not meant for male ball hair! Don't you guys have special reinforced razors for that *kitten*!?
She's probably using it because you've left your nasty man ball hair all over hers.0 -
I'm always amazed no matter if its a twin bed or a king bed I still only get about 12 inches of room. I know you like to cuddle but you're asleep now and I'm hot. Get off me and get on your side of the bed.
MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wait.. im already married
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