Men are terrified of women

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  • smhammons
    smhammons Posts: 115 Member
    oh my wife gets PISSED if the lid is down...that's worse than the seat being up...

    I agree thats the one thing I make sure I do and tought my boys too. I feel if I can raise it so can she... only thing is she has pissed on it more time than aloud you would think after 28 years of marriage she would remember to raise it up at night.
  • shellebelle87
    shellebelle87 Posts: 291 Member
    And their roll of TP has been corrected to over not under.

    That's the way it should be!!! I always change it if I can!!!
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    If my husband leaves the seat up, I could care less, it dosent bother me, he has his own razor, his own toothbrush- BUT HE ALWAYS STEALS MY BATH TOWEL....AHHH... then I have to spank him for being a bad boy....he keeps doing it! i wonder why?:ohwell:
  • GhostPack
    GhostPack Posts: 197 Member
    My husband only left the toliet seat up once! I fell in during the middle of the night and woke him up with a big glass of water. I figured I had gotten wet so he'd get wet (I used clean water!!). He never did it again lol.
    Men are terrified of women
    Example above.
    Dump water on me while I sleep=WAR No more flushing (1 or 2) and seat always up!
  • smhammons
    smhammons Posts: 115 Member
    If my husband leaves the seat up, I could care less, it dosent bother me, he has his own razor, his own toothbrush- BUT HE ALWAYS STEALS MY BATH TOWEL....AHHH... then I have to spank him for being a bad boy....he keeps doing it! i wonder why?:ohwell:

    :wink: :flowerforyou: :love:
  • quixoteQ
    quixoteQ Posts: 484
    My husband only left the toliet seat up once! I fell in during the middle of the night and woke him up with a big glass of water. I figured I had gotten wet so he'd get wet (I used clean water!!). He never did it again lol.
    Men are terrified of women
    Example above.
    Dump water on me while I sleep=WAR No more flushing (1 or 2) and seat always up!

    Yeah - if a woman throws water on me while I'm sleeping because she can't be bothered to look to see whether a toilet seat is raised, then game ON.
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    I used to be afraid... But then I read Dune, learning that FEAR is the mind killer. I left the seat up, signifying my stand against husband oppwession... and then the spice (sex in this case) stopped flowing. Once I started putting the seat back down, the spice started to flow again!


    Shoot... take the trash out or do any other chore in the house without me asking..see how fast these panties drop.

    Instant turn on

    Duely noted for future reference on my wooing techniques.....LOL!!!

    im sure loads of the ladies here give you practice!!! LOL

    HA!!! naw....not really... =/
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
    :flowerforyou:
    I used to be afraid... But then I read Dune, learning that FEAR is the mind killer. I left the seat up, signifying my stand against husband oppwession... and then the spice (sex in this case) stopped flowing. Once I started putting the seat back down, the spice started to flow again!


    Shoot... take the trash out or do any other chore in the house without me asking..see how fast these panties drop.

    Instant turn on

    Whoa! Thats what I need, some kinda motivation. Don't do well with negative reinforcement. I am not afraid of getting someone mad or being kicked in the butt. Need to see panties drop
  • joannathechef
    joannathechef Posts: 484 Member
    I have a lot of problem understanding the piles of throw pillows on the bed.

    You have to take them off before you go to bed and put them back on again in the morning


    Aggghhhh
  • angmarie28
    angmarie28 Posts: 2,895 Member
    I did, and I didn't hang it up like she had it...

    ha
    see we are the opposite, I dont realy care about the towel, but man my hubby does haha, he gets mad when I throw it in the dirty laundry and dont put a clean one out :)
  • RubyRubixcube
    RubyRubixcube Posts: 258 Member
    Only time i dont like things being moved at home is in the laundry or when stuff gets put away wrong in the kitchen... boys shouldn't be in those places any way though so its rarely a problem.
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    I did, and I didn't hang it up like she had it...

    ha
    Run.
    Hide.
  • RubyRubixcube
    RubyRubixcube Posts: 258 Member
    I have a lot of problem understanding the piles of throw pillows on the bed.

    You have to take them off before you go to bed and put them back on again in the morning


    Aggghhhh

    HA! I've given up arguing this point to my bf... he spits it if I dont make the bed and throw a million pillows on it.
  • sixrings
    sixrings Posts: 96 Member
    its almost embarrassing to admit but I had three sisters growing up and now have five daughters at home...i've been trained just to sit down to pee when I'm at home so I don't have to worry about having the seat up or down.

    Did anyone on here see my spine? I seem to have lost it....I'm sure I left it in a jar around here someplace....
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    I can't even talk to women.

    I rely soley on my good looks to attract them.

    So far it's worked fantastically.
  • angmarie28
    angmarie28 Posts: 2,895 Member

    I agree thats the one thing I make sure I do and tought my boys too. I feel if I can raise it so can she... only thing is she has pissed on it more time than aloud you would think after 28 years of marriage she would remember to raise it up at night.
    do women realy not look before they pee ????? maybe ive just learned to pay attention with 4 boys in my house
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    In our house, the toilet lid is kept closed when the toilet isn't being used, so seat up/seat down has never been an issue. My husband and I both have to flip the toilet open in order to use it. It works out completely fair. :laugh:

    Open toilets are actually sort of nasty, in my opinion. The lid should be closed before anyone flushes, so aerosolized poop and other bacteria doesn't go spinning into the air. Plus, the bathroom just looks tidier with the lid closed. (I'll also add... if you have young kids or pets, it's also safer to close the lid completely)
  • jazee11
    jazee11 Posts: 321
    We put the seat and the lid down always in our bathroom. It's just good Feng Shui. So, it doesn't matter who uses the toilet, we all have to lift a piece to use it, and we all put all pieces down.


    That's equality.



    My kinda house.
  • AlexandraLynch
    AlexandraLynch Posts: 161
    My husband's habit has always been to sit down. So he was rather pre-trained in that regard.

    He's pretty good about not making extra work for me. Now, if I could train the cats not to push things off, I'd really be doing well.

    and men should be respectful of women. I'm not into being worshipped as a goddess, but frequently men look very sexy on their knees.
  • palmerig88
    palmerig88 Posts: 623 Member
    If this were true my husband wouldn't rest his leg across our desk. Because I find it super annoying yet he still does it. He would also stop eating popscicles.
  • girlinblue0
    girlinblue0 Posts: 10 Member
    What i wanna know is how can so many pubes be embedded in one bar of soap... so not cool!
  • Hellavaloosa
    Hellavaloosa Posts: 57
    This thread terrifies me and makes me want to be a cat lady.
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
    The toilet seat thing is nothing.. I can put the seat down. Now my razor....don't effing touch my razor!!!!!!
    yeah well, my balls aren't going to shave themselves...

    Bahahaha!
  • kimg68
    kimg68 Posts: 64
    I live in a house full of boys (not grown men, they are 9 and 12), I learned to unclench a long time ago and I have been very happy ever since.
  • Julescg26
    Julescg26 Posts: 260 Member
    I did, and I didn't hang it up like she had it...

    ha
    see we are the opposite, I dont realy care about the towel, but man my hubby does haha, he gets mad when I throw it in the dirty laundry and dont put a clean one out :)

    Yep this was my ex-husband - he also moaned at me for not making the bed and putting the throw and cushions back on it - since being single again - the bed is not made, I have no fancy cushions on it and no throw, and no fancy hand towels in the bathroom! And I like it that way!
  • Tank_Girl
    Tank_Girl Posts: 372 Member
    Everything is practical in my house... No room for fancy towels or soaps or effing pillows
  • PapaDunx
    PapaDunx Posts: 243
    This thread terrifies me and makes me want to be a cat lady.

    Hellfire!!! Me too :noway:

    I live in the Sinai desert and when we go into the mountains to check out the school, there are no seats!!! In fact, there are no toilets!! In fact, if you want privacy, pick your own goddamn piece of desert, this one is mine.

    Even back in the town, there are other sanitation devices to prevent nasty niffs or other unpleasantness. Try living without a squirty hose when you have been used to it for years.
  • SouthernSweetie74
    SouthernSweetie74 Posts: 844
    option A...I pee on the seat...option B...she puts the seat down.

    She chose option B.

    Neither... pick a husband that has perfect aim and NEVER lifts the seat :wink:
    He's a rock star!
    I don't think there is a man out there who hasn't missed at one time or another.... late nigth and half asleep, drunk and swaying, morning wood, after sex pee, or the over the shoulder-trying to watch the game pee, we have all hit the seat at one time or another... hell someitmes we hit the floor.. whatever she needed to clean the bathroom anyway... or the dog will get it...

    wow... you can't wipe off your own pee... that's just gross
  • SouthernSweetie74
    SouthernSweetie74 Posts: 844
    In our house, the toilet lid is kept closed when the toilet isn't being used, so seat up/seat down has never been an issue. My husband and I both have to flip the toilet open in order to use it. It works out completely fair. :laugh:

    Open toilets are actually sort of nasty, in my opinion. The lid should be closed before anyone flushes, so aerosolized poop and other bacteria doesn't go spinning into the air. Plus, the bathroom just looks tidier with the lid closed. (I'll also add... if you have young kids or pets, it's also safer to close the lid completely)

    yep
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    OK see I may be a girl but I'm so glad I dont have to share my room with a man. I dont make my bed ever. I have8 pillow on my bed and if you are ever lucky enough to sleep over you get 1. Thats it I actually sleep with the rest of them lol. I dont do decrorative pillows towels or soaps. My house my way lol you dont like it dont come over..

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