Jessica Simpson Clueless(why am I surprised?)

dmpizza
dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
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http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/goddess/jessica-simpson-pregnancy-weight-gain-let-myself-indulge-000844242.html

So Jessica Simpson is surprised that a 5'-2" person eating like crazy for 9 months would gain a lot of weight and it wouldn't just disappear soon after the baby was born.

She is a financial empire(believe it or not), didn't anyone think to say "maybe you shouldn't have seconds or third helpings"?

I realize there are more important things in life than clothing size and weight, but clueless people annoy me.
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  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    You were expecting more from someone who didn't know if Chicken of the Sea was tuna or chicken?


    Honestly?
  • NoFatChick2
    NoFatChick2 Posts: 25
    Chicken of the Sea. 'Nuff said.
  • NoFatChick2
    NoFatChick2 Posts: 25
    You were expecting more from someone who didn't know if Chicken of the Sea was tuna or chicken?


    Honestly?

    :laugh:
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    You were expecting more from someone who didn't know if Chicken of the Sea was tuna or chicken?


    Honestly?
    Check your facts before you judge. There is a recently discovered deep sea chicken...
  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
    I'm amazed she can remember to breathe in and out honestly.
  • GeekyGoddess
    GeekyGoddess Posts: 119
    we shouldn't make fun of the mentally disabled.

    bwahahahaha
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
    http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/goddess/jessica-simpson-pregnancy-weight-gain-let-myself-indulge-000844242.html

    So Jessica Simpson is surprised that a 5'-2" person eating like crazy for 9 months would make gain a lot of weight and it wouldn't just disappear soon after the baby was born.

    She is a financial empire(believe it or not), didn't anyone think to say "maybe you shouldn't have seconds or third helpings"?

    I realize there are more important things in life than clothing size and weight, but clueless people annoy me.

    This coming from a grown man with a puppet as his profile picture.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    we shouldn't make fun of the mentally disabled.

    bwahahahaha

    Especially not the young, sexy ones.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    I can't wait until she "debuts her new body" and the mags all start saying she shed the pounds and is back to her "pre-baby body" at "110 lbs!"

    Please. Homegirl has not weighed 110 lbs since she was 12. Get real, girlfriend.

    I read some article claiming that since she's 5'3" her "ideal weight" should be 115 lbs and she was "tipping the scales" at 140 lbs at one point. Really? I'm 5'3", have pretty much the same build as she does, and currently weigh 140 lbs. Ugh. Stupid magazines.

    Btw, my favorite part is that she refuses to go running because her boobs are just too big at this point. Right. Put on a couple of sports bras, hit the treadmill, and stop complaining.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    She can sing. You don't have to be smart to sing. Is it really so hard to believe there are people in entertainment with low IQ's?
  • bethvandenberg
    bethvandenberg Posts: 1,496 Member
    she's simply clueless!!! I loved watching her on that show with Nick. Wow she's really that clueless.
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member

    Please. Homegirl has not weighed 110 lbs since she was 12. Get real, girlfriend.

    Maybe in her bra.
  • MissCarter79
    MissCarter79 Posts: 227 Member
    Wow, you guys are hard! I ate like crazy for 2 years and that's how I ended up here so FAT!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    She can sing. You don't have to be smart to sing. Is it really so hard to believe there are people in entertainment with low IQ's?
    Pffft all that matters is putting the last scene in Dukes of Hazard on continuous loop.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Never been a huge fan of hers, but I can kind of understand going a little nuts. She's put herself in a career where it's important she be in great shape. And she tends to hold weight easily so she got a lot of crap for it.

    SO she knows she's pregnant and people can't say anything about her weight gain as much.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    She can sing. You don't have to be smart to sing. Is it really so hard to believe there are people in entertainment with low IQ's?

    Umm I wouldn't really even go that far. Have you heard any of her stuff? Or heard her sing live? Yikes.

    Fact: you do not have to be talented or intelligent to make it big.
  • ShellBell4281
    ShellBell4281 Posts: 127 Member
    I don't see what's what the big deal is. A lot of women eat tons during their pregnancy and are shocked when the weight doesn't just fall off. She's losing weight the healthy way.
  • Lyerin
    Lyerin Posts: 818 Member
    I'm not surprised that someone who has never had a serious weight problem or been very overweight underestimated how hard weight would be to lose.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    Wow, you guys are hard! I ate like crazy for 2 years and that's how I ended up here so FAT!

    Haha yeah, but at least you KNEW it wasn't going to magically come off! Girlfriend legit DID NOT KNOW the baby weight wouldn't just magically disappear when she gave birth. Like she was going to give birth to a 70 pound baby or something...
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    You were expecting more from someone who didn't know if Chicken of the Sea was tuna or chicken?


    Honestly?

    This was my very thought when I read the OP. She is a dtiz and nothing surprises me.
  • bizorra
    bizorra Posts: 151 Member
    M'enh, if I had infinite time and resources to work out 24/7 while someone else changed diapers... plus it gets her in the media. Sounds win-win-win to me!
  • JennInMA
    JennInMA Posts: 33 Member
    I don't think she's clueless (to play devil's advocate for one second here...).

    She is actually fairly normal in my opinion. With my first pregnancy I wasn't sure how losing the weight would go. I gained nearly 45 lbs with my daughter. I really thought it would just come right off and that I'd be back in my pre-baby clothes super fast. Obviously it didn't go that way, but eventually (nearly 1.5 years later) I had lost all of the baby weight.

    I also figure that she has a rather large monetary contract with Weight Watchers to have her as a spokesperson. She is able to be paid to slowly lose weight and become marketable to another demographic of women. She can expand her product lines and ultimately could make a lot more money being marketable to normal moms who maybe didn't realize how difficult post-baby life could be...
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    What this thread really needed.

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    jessica-simpson-dukes-of-hazzard.jpg
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Love you Jack.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Jack is my hero.


    Hearts and stars, darlin.
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
    Okay, soooooooooooooooo.............
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    I had no idea she was only 5'3"... Hm.

    And thanks, Jack. ;)
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    I would really hate to be a celebrity. Regular old MFP drama is enough.. but the world snooping and gossiping about me? No thanks.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    What this thread really needed.

    domo116a.jpg
    jessica-simpson-dukes-of-hazzard.jpg

    Outstanding!
  • trackercasey76
    trackercasey76 Posts: 781 Member
    I wanna say she said that body took 300 days in a row at the gym, as well as major dieting...She knows what it takes!

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