Answering "How Did You Lose Weight? HELP

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hapoo100
hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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I am attending a huge conference next week and will get asked tons of times "how did you lose weight?" my normal answer is "mfp, eat right, exercise" but no one seems to believe it.

I want to give answers like "the new algerian pineapple diet" or "i married Jillian Michaels"

I am looking for creative ways to answer the question, I promise to use your responses, and I promise to do it with a straight face.

how would you answer the question??
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  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Tell them you ate a skinny person. Everyone knows you are what you eat.
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  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    I just tell people the truth. Eating a healthier diet and working out.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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    I've only been asked once IRL and just said I started running.
  • 126siany
    126siany Posts: 1,386 Member
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    Whatever the aliens did when they abducted me seems to have done it. :laugh:
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 762 Member
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    The new "Las Vegas Diet" - Blackjack & Hookers
  • indpls2002
    indpls2002 Posts: 93 Member
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    Tell them you ate a skinny person. Everyone knows you are what you eat.
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    Bwuahahaha! Good one!
  • capriciousmoon
    capriciousmoon Posts: 1,263 Member
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    I got into black black and used it to send my extra weight to my ex.

    He really has gained almost as much as I lost. :tongue:
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
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    Shakeology and Dr. Oz
  • tourettte
    tourettte Posts: 142 Member
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    I'm a shapeshifter.
  • heidiberr
    heidiberr Posts: 643 Member
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    Hookers and blow is always a funny response :P
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    The new "Las Vegas Diet" - Blackjack & Hookers

    Don't forget the skiing part.
  • indpls2002
    indpls2002 Posts: 93 Member
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    You could always tell them that the years you spend running from the police sure helped! Then wink at them while slowly walking away....
  • kimad
    kimad Posts: 3,010 Member
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    Isn't it funny how noone believes you can lose weight by exercise and a healthy diet alone?

    Blows my mind.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
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    The new "Las Vegas Diet" - Blackjack & Hookers

    You forgot the blow man! That's an essential in the Las Vegas Diet.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,141 Member
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    "I jump up and down on the spot for 2 minutes before each meal"
  • sreimer07
    sreimer07 Posts: 154 Member
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    lose weight? what are you talking about I've always been this size. Oh wait you must be thinking about my twin.
  • trophywife24
    trophywife24 Posts: 1,472 Member
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    I just tell people that I counted my calories on mfp and moved more. You're right, no one believes it. No one believes it because it isn't a "system", a product, a magic trick or anything like that. People don't want to believe that like............. you worked for it.
  • H_Factor
    H_Factor Posts: 1,722 Member
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    I used power tools to cut off limbs and belly fat...and they grew back without the added fat. #freshstart
  • Sinisi2012
    Sinisi2012 Posts: 333 Member
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    Tell them you have no idea what they are talking about, you have always looked this good and maybe they have you confused with someone else.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    I haven't eaten since February.

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