Answering "How Did You Lose Weight? HELP
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Twinkie Diet.
Do you eat the Twinkies, or are you trying to attract the Twinkies? :bigsmile:
Clearly, you eat them. That's not how everyone else lost weight?:noway:0 -
"well, there's this one weird trick to losing weight fast. For $29.99 I can tell you!"
If by any chance anyone pays you... The weird trick is eat less than you burn.0 -
One word, two syllables..TAPEWORM..The disgusted look on their face makes it hard not to giggle but it's SO WORTH IT! Good luck:)0
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I went on the butter diet and calories don't count if you eat in the dark because you can't see them
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Married Jillian Micheals.... Hahahaha. WOW.0
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"I stopped making excuses."0
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I Purge after each meal.
Side effect of my meth use (cocaine use ...).
But I like your Jillian Michaels response.
A little off the subject, but I double dog dare you that if someone tells you that you're getting too skinny to respond with, oh yeah, well you're getting too fat!0 -
"well, there's this one weird trick to losing weight fast. For $29.99 I can tell you!"
If by any chance anyone pays you... The weird trick is eat less than you burn.
LOVE this!0 -
I Purge after each meal.
Side effect of my meth use (cocaine use ...).
But I like your Jillian Michaels response.
A little off the subject, but I double dog dare you that if someone tells you that you're getting too skinny to respond with, oh yeah, well you're getting too fat!
dont double dog dare me, you know I will do it!! lol0 -
I Purge after each meal.
Side effect of my meth use (cocaine use ...).
But I like your Jillian Michaels response.
A little off the subject, but I double dog dare you that if someone tells you that you're getting too skinny to respond with, oh yeah, well you're getting too fat!
dont double dog dare me, you know I will do it!! lol0 -
Or you could just say, "The Jenny Crank Diet"...I see that one A LOT. That meth monster, she's a cruel b!tch!0
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Based on your knowledge of the Algerian Pineapple diet and your recent marriage to Ms. Michaels (I hope her partner is ok with that) perhaps these other techniques might justify what healthy eating and exercise cannot.
- Use a loofah and scrub off the dead skin cells. They're extra weight, you know. O.o
- Chew each mouthful of food exactly 237 times. EACH mouthful of food, including ice cream and coffee. Think of all of the calories burned by all of that chewing!
- Avoid eating foods that come in primary colors. No red, yellow, or blue foods. (No magenta, yellow, or cyan if you're talking to a artists. Red, green, and blue if your audience is well versed in light.) Secondary colors are ok and tertiary colors are the most nutritious.
- Eating food in alphabetical order. This way, your body can process it better. Never eat zucchini before an apple. It'll get turned to fat almost immediately.
- Only eating what you can attach to piece of string attached to a stick attached to your head. It's the carrot on the stick diet. Works wonders, is a little weird in public and makes it impossible to enjoy soup.
Hope those suggestions are ridiculous enough.
THIS hahahahaha0 -
Tell them you ate a skinny person. Everyone knows you are what you eat.
Hahahahaha - that was too funny.
Totally agree!
Have some fun with the response.0 -
I'm seriously going to start using the one about snorting Sensa. :laugh:0
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I usually tell them I swim daily but if they persist in seeking more exciting answers, I tell them it's all the coke fuelled sex0
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Tell them you had a terrible year. Ended up needing a lift for your spirits, became a meth addict. Just got out of rehab and have gained back 40 pounds already.0
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Tell them that you're involved in a charity that sucks out the fat of obese/overweight Americans, and ships it overseas to be injected into the malnourished bodies of those starving in the third world.0
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In 2008 I lost a significant amount of weight and was back at my goal weight. Everyone kept asking how I did it. I finally just started telling everyone it was due to liposuction and psychotherapy.0
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"Honestly, I just started getting laid more often..."0
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