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  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    and is a frog
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    and the Calorie Witch hops up onto his shoulder and sees a fly on his nose and
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    and she tries to get rid of the fly by swatting Dr. Cholesterol on his nose, but instead causes them to quickly crash into....
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    a clutter of shopping carts and send
  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    ... a message to the evil cucumber of doom to attack and make pizza with...
  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    anchovies and hot peppers and feed it to
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Bob and his meddling sister Getrude, who just stopped by and....
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    asked Dr. Cholesterol if he remembered why her parents named her Gertrude.
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Dr. Cholesterol told Gertrude that her parents had name her "Gertrude" because she was actually a pig when they found her, but a magical fairy changed her into a girl and her parents were so overjoyed that they forgot to change her name to something else.
  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    Her parents now call her Ally Tosis
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    but only privately, to themselves, a reference snickered to each other as they wave her goodbye from their front porch.:tongue::wink:
  • deedeehawaii
    deedeehawaii Posts: 279 Member
    Nobody in the neighborhood knows that Gertrude's family raises goats under that front porch, and when the air is hot and still the neighbors have always assumed that the foul smell is coming from
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    Bob's feet, which he only washes....
  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    on Valentine's Day when all the bunnies in the land like to...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    come by and nibble on his toenails and leave carrot pieces everywhere...
  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    ... for the vegetable fairie to find, and for all the fluffy cats who...
  • deedeehawaii
    deedeehawaii Posts: 279 Member
    live under the porch with the goats.
  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    And all the fluffy cats who live under the porch with goats knew that...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    the goats had good milk to give..........
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    but alas, Bob is sooooooo tired of drinking their milk after....
  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    ... he spent most of his time on the toilet making...
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    scarves that he knitted out of...
  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    goat hair. When he finished he
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
    ..had gotten carried away with knitting and there were several bald shivering goats surrounding him...
  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    ... so he wrapped the poor shivering goats in the scarves he had knitted when one of the goats said, "...
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    "I remember this smell, this must be what's left of my Uncle Trotsky, who...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    lives on Goathoof Farm and raises....
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    and raises Ants...
  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    so they can help him move since an ant can carry up to 10 times his weight.
  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    So the shivering goat wearing a scarf knitted in his own fur trotted away determined to find these ants that could hold ten times their weight in...
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