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gr8dad1975
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Once upon a time there was a man named Bob...........
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who was fitted for a costume.........0
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to wear while celebrating........0
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his 5th year of being........0
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a servant to the queen...0
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he had really bad taste in clothing....0
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which he put, so much......0
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Effect to it.0
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(post edited as my line made no sense due to the poster above me appearing first)
BUT, since another poster's comment relates to my original post...here it is:
"..fat into it, he needed a girdle..."0 -
the girdle made it all come together and he outshined the queen...0
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I think I'm confused. hahahaha0
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bob stayed confused the whole time he worked for the queen...
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I think I'm confused. hahahaha
I was going to put Morocco or England but that pretty much ends the story way to soon.0 -
Fortunately, a svelte Lady in Waiting told Bob he could throw away his girdle if he would only join MFP....and the rest, as they say, is history.:bigsmile:0
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:drinker: too funny.0
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The more Bob lost weight and got in shape the more ...........0
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And met the love of his life0
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She was the the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, and built like a .....0
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brick house!0
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Then everyone started singing... she's a BRICK HOOOUUUSSEEEE...!!!!0
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She's mighty-mighty lettin' it all hang out.....0
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oooooohhhhh she's A BRICK HOOOUSE! chick bow chick bow chicka bowwwooww...0
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Bob and his fine lady got up and started to...0
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Walk outside when.....0
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....They realized it was below zero, and that brick house was much warmer....0
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So they went back in side and lit a fire.0
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So Bob said "let's make hot chocolate and I'll sing your favorite song". You remember it don't you, it was....0
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Scooby, Dooby, Doo, Where are You?.....0
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Scooby, Dooby, Doo, Where are You?.....
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(No, it was)...Don't ya step on my blue suede shooooooooes!!!!:noway: :laugh: :laugh:0
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