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and also wonders if Tom Cruise has the same secrets as Tiger......0
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you know Tony the tiger, that alley cat is full of................0
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Frosted Flakes and goat milk :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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who is actually dating Gertrude...0
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who really loves lucky charms but can't tell Tony...0
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because he is so clueless he thinks she would be eating her bracelet for breakfast...0
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and Bob is not happy that Gertrude would stoop to his level...0
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so he decided that Tony the Tiger...0
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...would marry Gertrude on June 1st on the beaches of...0
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Normandy, which is...0
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...famous for its vegetables--you know "Broccoli Normandy"....0
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Which got Bob thinking that "Broccoli Normandy" goes great with goat milk...0
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..now his only problem was figuring out how to keep the goats from EATING:noway: the "Broccoli Normandy" while he was milking them!!!:laugh:0
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"AAH HAAAAH! " Bob exclaimed. " I know what will keep them from eating my Broccoli Normandy!" ...0
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I'll spray it with this non-toxic anti-goat spray, then the goats will just...0
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Dance on their back legs and sing...0
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the macarena....0
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...while juggling...0
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the pork rinds...0
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..only one problem...Bob discovered it was very difficult to milk goats while they were dancing and juggling pork rinds, so....0
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he decided to jump back in the time machine and set it for...0
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December, 2009...0
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where alas, he found Queenie and...0
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Dr. Cholesterol, snuggling up to a chocolate cheesecake.....0
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with a silver spoon hanging out of their mouths. "Why us?" cried....0
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cried Queening, as Bob appeared. We havent had our 5th helping yet. Then out of the ........0
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mist..trotted several of the goats, who had danced into the time machine after Bob did, and followed him to December 2009.....0
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Bob suddenly fell and died. The End! ( sorry folks, just had to do it, continue, continue, ignore my entry!) lol.0
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But wait! Was Bob REALLY dead, or...0
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Did the evil witch named Calorie transformed herself into a goat again and slipped him some.....:huh:0
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