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  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    As he talks to the first goat, bob realizes that he has grown up to be just like his father - which causes headaches.
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    :laugh:
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    He hardly noticed it when one of the goats head-butted him and...
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    it suddenly dawned on him that he understood what the goats were saying all of his life! But...
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    ...but Bob didn't think he liked what the goat was saying to him as he whispered...
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    he didn't have much time to reflect on it bc the goat grabbed one of his shoes.... and ate it...
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    LOL:laugh:
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    Hahaha! too funny ya'll...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    And from out of nowhere appears...Dr. Cholesterol riding on a giant fried chicken wing....
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    and then the robo cops showed up for fighting in public and indecent exposure of a foot....
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Cheese...Nooooooo!!!!!
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    but, this one time Dr. Cholesterol does him a favor and carries him off in the nick of time... bf he got arrested...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    for licking cheese in public
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    that too... haha.... but, then Dr. cholesterol says mafia style "a favor for a favor"...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    And proceeds to tell Bob that he wants Bob to hook him up with the Queen!
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    so Bob tells him that he can try but is secretly thinking of a way out of this "favor" he now owes....
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    But then Bob realizes that this is 2525, what if the Queen really likes Dr. Cholesterol, UH OH........
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    But then he also thinks that maybe she likes bad-dressed men that talk to goats
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    so with much hesitation he returns the favor and sees if texting still works in 2525 and if by chance she still has the same number...
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    and realized that instead of using his cell, he accidently turned the time machine back on...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Bob has landed in the year 2060, where learn that the Queen and.......
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    Bluto were dating...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: and the Queen has become pregnant through in vitro, but the baby is not Bluto's and he doesn't know this yet!!!
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    So she is making an appointment to appear on a talk show when the baby is born... haha!
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Of course Oprah cloned herself back in the 21st century, so The Queen will be sitting down with Oprah 2.0 for the exclusive interview about the paternity of her unborn twins!!!
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    and the surprise guest will be Tom Cruise-- who will then jump on the couch and proclaim his new love for the Queen!!!
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    :laugh: @ Madworld

    And wouldn't you know it....Tom Cruise is the father :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    :laugh: :laugh: :noway: Wow! I'm buying that tabloid!!!
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Meanwhile Bob remains clueless, but his long lost sister Gertrude reads the tabloids and watches the Oprah 2.0 Show.....
  • VballLeash
    VballLeash Posts: 2,456 Member
    and wonders why her parents named her Gertrude...
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