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But unfortunately she didn't get that text message....0
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Scene 2 finds Bob sitting on the beach thinking about the ills that beset him. He thought how even though he had not logged his meals on MFP, his body always logs the meals. As he sat, pondering his fate, he.....0
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text the queen again...0
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The Queen texted Bob back: "I AM WITH SIR EATALOT WHAT DO U WANT?"..........0
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Bob replied "another chance to....0
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...run on your treadmill, so maybe I can get rid of some of this fat that prevents me from...0
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chasing after you and Sir Eatalot; when I get my hands on him I'm going to.......0
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shove twinkies in his mouth.....0
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and spray him with icing...0
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and throw pomegranite seeds at him so they stick to the icing...0
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so the birds will eat the pomegranite seeds...0
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and peck him when they're done and........0
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...then I'm gonna kick him and punch him and...0
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make him put some healthy choices on the menu at his restaurant so I can take the queen there someday.0
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to gain her trust...0
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and prove that he is worthy to care for her pet goats, that are....0
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eating all of the rose bushes...0
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and leaving little rosebuds with every step they take along the......0
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...path next to the moat...0
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Bob decided to take a walk in the woods to calm his nerves, and he came upon a time time machine...he stepped inside, and decided he wanted to take a trip to...0
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The past when he was a child, to convince his mini me that he did not want to eat.................0
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..poorly ever again. And he said to his mom, "Why wasn't I breast fed?" (what????) "instead of you feeding me ______...."0
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cheeseburgers and nuggets all day?? His Mom looked at him strangely and who should come around the corner at that moment but Dr. Cholesterol, but he was much younger, and he said,0
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because I, Dr. Cholesterol, was so appealing with my little plastic toys in my little boxed happy meals....0
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That I drew you in with my tracter beams...0
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Bob;s mom, seeing the error of her ways said"0
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"Bob, I am all out of breast milk, but there are somes goats in the back yard and..........."0
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..Bob said "Mother, remember goats milk made me fat in the first place" and all the neighbors used to complain, when the goats and I would.....0
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steal all of the holly leaves off the tree, after...0
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...we ran around the barnyard chasing the pigs."0
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