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  • PanicAtTheBuffet
    PanicAtTheBuffet Posts: 374
    i was thinking Barry White.. yaaayyy bbbaaaabyy..
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    I thought there was a celebration or something? kind of hard to groove to barry white w/every one around-- especially the queen... hahaha
  • PanicAtTheBuffet
    PanicAtTheBuffet Posts: 374
    o.k. do-over. Bob took the Queen's hand and said......
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
    "yaaayyy bbbaaaabyy"

    And woke up sitting outside in the snow:laugh: :laugh:
  • PanicAtTheBuffet
    PanicAtTheBuffet Posts: 374
    "yaaayyy bbbaaaabyy"

    And woke up sitting outside in the snow:laugh: :laugh:

    Poor Bob.
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
    Yeah, poor Bob doesn't have insulation ( AKA "fat") anymore so he is freezing his patootie off outside!!!
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    Yep. That's just his luck. *sigh*
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
    Fortunately, the queen admired his spunk, and his weight loss, and sent someone outside to dust the snow off of him and allow him back into the party, so in appreciation, he took her hand, and THIS time, he said.......
  • VballLeash
    VballLeash Posts: 2,456 Member
    ... can you go get me a cheeseburger?... with extra cheese...
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    but, make sure they add pickles and lots of them...
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Oh how I do love pickles!
  • jess1304
    jess1304 Posts: 47
    Then Bob ate his cheeseburger but something was not right.....
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
    "Oh no," Bob exclaimed, "I forgot to log my burger!! What if I am over my calories? I will have to ask the knights to chase me about the palace grounds on their horses to burn off this burger!!"
  • jess1304
    jess1304 Posts: 47
    Bob quickly logged his cheeseburger then went on a 40 mile jog with the knights and made a new knight friend, his name was.....
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    well, one of the knights was too drunk to go for that run...

    :laugh:
  • TNTPete
    TNTPete Posts: 701 Member
    Except for his new friend Claude
  • jess1304
    jess1304 Posts: 47
    Claude gave Bob a ride home on his horse and then Bob went to bed...
  • TNTPete
    TNTPete Posts: 701 Member
    Then Claude went out to the beach, bringing wine, chocolate and some speedos....
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    pink speedos with gold polka dots...
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    He sat upon the beach and began to think about his new friend, Bob.
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    he decided to call him on his futuristic cell phone...
  • jess1304
    jess1304 Posts: 47
    But had to go back because he forgot his life jacket.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    "Ring, Ring"..."Hello?"
  • TNTPete
    TNTPete Posts: 701 Member
    "Hey Claude -- I was just thinking about you.. weird huh?"
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    yeah, man... i'm starting to believe in this whole "soul mate" thing...
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    "...why can't I quit you?"
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    :laugh: @ brendalee...
  • TNTPete
    TNTPete Posts: 701 Member
    "you can't quit what you never really invested time in, why is it always me doing the work in this relationship?"
  • TNTPete
    TNTPete Posts: 701 Member
    "...why can't I quit you?"

    too funny:laugh:
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
    "Oh Bob," said Claude, "Come down to the beach and you too can wear a speedo with gold polka dots and make the queen swoon. After all, this is the 14th century and women aren't allowed to wear pink speedo's in public for another few hundred years, so you will make her envious!!"
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