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  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Bob's mom said, "Nevermind, I forgot we're going to be having the goats for dinner, so run down to the market and pickup some....."
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    pork rinds because you and the goats scared the pigs to death.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    "Mom, I forgot how annoying you could be, and I'm going to hop in my time machine and head out to..."
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Royalty High School, where the queen and I used to attend school but we didn't talk back then maybe I could change that by......
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    moving next to her during class... and asking her for help on a paper....
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    "Though I do recall the Queen wasn't the brightest girl in class, it's worth acting like a moron just to get close to her, and maybe I'll even ask her..."
  • PanicAtTheBuffet
    PanicAtTheBuffet Posts: 374
    ..if "Chicken of the Sea" is chicken or tuna. Because, it says chicken..but tastes like well..which is it my Queen?
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Queenie turned toward Bob and declared indignantly, "Chicken of the Sea is obviously CHICKEN, otherwise, why would they call it CHICKEN of the Sea?!"
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    Knowing when he was licked, Bob decided to change the subject to avoid further confrontation.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    He dug in his bag and pulled out a giant chocolate chip cookie. "Would you like to share this with me? I was going to share it with..."
  • PanicAtTheBuffet
    PanicAtTheBuffet Posts: 374
    ..the giant purple squid from earlier in my adventures, but he slobbers too much. The queen said " Sure, and I will share ......
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    my favorite dish....goat-a-la-peppa. You will love it! Especially after....
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    ... all that chicken/tuna fish-bird of the Sea stuff, whatever it is.
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
    Bob, looking slightly confused, pulled out his wallet to buy a candy bar from another kid in class, when he noticed that a picture of him was fading--it was as if he was disappearing out of the picture, and he thought....
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    That if he stayed in the past too long he may get trapped there and never get to....
  • JJs25th
    JJs25th Posts: 204 Member
    share that chocolate chip cookie with the Queen; and that would be...
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    completely tragic so he frantically looked up criss angel's number to see if he could help make time stand still just so they could share the choc chip cookie...
  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    Scene 3 Bob was sitting under a tree contenplating...
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    why he grew up with goats...
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    because he was sad that the goats always ate his shoes and his toys....
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    ...so now Bob is contemplating where he is going to get new shoes...
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Bob grabs his medieval phone book, and searches for Payless...Egads, there was no Payless in midieval times...
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    so he gets into the time machine and goes to the future in search of a Payless for some rad new tennis shoes to make the knights jealous....
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    and realized that he forgot his bag of gold coins under the tree...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    But it is too late, the time machine has already been set to go the year.....
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    2525.
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    But is shocked when he steps out of the time machine and sees....
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    flying silver things with people walking their dogs in the air and much to his disbelief....
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Talking goats...:laugh:
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    :laugh: *claps* for gr8dad... good one!!!
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