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  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    he said... i'll be better from now on, pinky swear...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    All of sudden Bob's stomach churning and bubbling........
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    "Am I hungry again?" He thought. "Oooh...I don't think this is hunger...I think it's..."
  • TNTPete
    TNTPete Posts: 701 Member
    "the burrito from earlier today..."
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    and the strawberry milkshake.......
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    he was ashamed to admit he had also eaten a double stuffed burrito from taco bell AND a milkshake (haha) and didn't log it... he thought he was in the clear-- until now....
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Bob really didn't want to wear those speedos either.......
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    so he wore a sarong over them... it was red (remember he has really bad taste in clothing)
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Bob realized that this was "so wrong" and put on a pair trousers and walked along to beach to find a place to calm his stomach......
  • Bob's stomach was feeling better, as he thought "Hey, I should text the queen on my futuristic phone"......Yo Queen...
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    "Yo Queen I have Ozzy tickets... wanna go?"
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    From: Queen

    The OZZZMAN?, He!l yaahhhh!!!
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    All of a sudden the Queen realized that she has also made a date with Sir Eatalot........
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
    The Queen was asking herself why she agreed to see him, as Sir Eatalot was founder of a chain of restaurants that served only the highest calorie dishes taken from the menues of other restaurants, and their special appetizer was the "Bloomin Onion," courtesy of Outback Steakhouse.
  • CrystalT
    CrystalT Posts: 862 Member
    So she called old, smelly Sir Eatalot and cancelled her date. You can't say no to Ozzy!!
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Alas, Sir Eatalot did not take the news well, and he vowed to seek his revenge by...
  • ...hunting down Bob. Upon finding him,draws his sword and chops off Bob's...
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
    ...little pinky finger. He shrieks, running from the room while clutching his bleeding hand to his chest, and a giant...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    mosquito lands on his hand and begins to suck his blood and.......
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    a big purple squid slithered into the room at the same exact moment and said "Give me those Ozzy tickets NOW"....
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    But Bob was not having this, so ran as fast as he could but he tripped and the tickets flew from his hand.......
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    he watched in slow motion as....
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    the beautiful Ozzy tickets landed into the hands of the evil Dr. Cholesterol.....
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
    Bob's arch enemy, who had been hiding in the shadows like a big blob until the perfect time to dislodge and steal the tickets. But little did Dr. Cholesterol know...
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    Popeye was just around the corner ready to punch....
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    then he realized that he was all out of spinach.....
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    so Bluto (who had been hiding behind the giant purple squid) grabbed the tickets...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    amazingly Olive Oyl rode by on a white horse and swiped the tickets from Bluto......
  • MadWorld
    MadWorld Posts: 200
    Just as Olive Oyl swiped the tickets a HUGE gust of wind came out of nowhere and blew her and the tickets away....
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Bob was so upset by all this that he yelled for the Queen and all of her royal subjects to come to his rescue........
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