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nicolee516

fried cheerios in goat milk with...

gr8dad1975

Tylenol PM (the horror!) :laugh:

nicolee516

so as Bob drifts off to sleep...

gr8dad1975

The evil witch Calorie ties up the Queen and casts a spell on Dr. Cholesterol to make him fall madly in love with her so she can now.....

nicolee516

so Calorie and Dr. Cholesterol can create all of the trans fats they want...

gr8dad1975

and sell them as vitamins to the local....

nicolee516

magistrate, so they wiil get fat and...

gr8dad1975

embarrassed and resign their positions and then Dr. Cholesterol and Calorie can finally...

nicolee516

rule queenie and all of her land...

gr8dad1975

But first Calorie and Dr. Choleterol must decide what to do with that pesky, meddling Bob, who is suddenly waking up and staggering towards them with a goat horn...Oh Noooo!

nicolee516

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

nicolee516

so they lasso the remaining goats...

mrsrobinson

and what's left of the fried cheerios...

BrendaLee

...and head off to the forest for the "Ceremony Of..."

nicolee516

for the "ceremony of *#%&*-whoopin'"...LOL:laugh:

BrendaLee

...wherein all deserving a$$es in the kingdom would henceforth be whooped.

gr8dad1975

Now that the royal whoopings have been properly bestowed upon the deserving, Bob decides to grab the Queen, throws her over his shoulder and quickly......

nicolee516

jumps into the time machine and sets it for...

BrendaLee

Dallas, Texas, Friday, November 22, 1963 at 11:30 AM- one hour before President Kennedy was to be assasinated!

gr8dad1975

While in Texas, Bob offered President Kennedy a piece of goat cheese and....

nicolee516

can you believe that the President refused the cheese?....

gr8dad1975

But his wife ate the cheese and then she cut the cheese..........

nicolee516

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: LOL!:laugh: :laugh:

nicolee516

Bob says, " I have a cure for your flatulance my dear first lady!"

gr8dad1975

"It is an old family recipe: just take a a cat's whisker, a pig's toe and shake them up in a glass of orange juice, drink this and you will feel all better......"

nicolee516

The First Lady is skeptical about the orange juice part...

gr8dad1975

So she wraps the cat's whisker around the pig's toes, swallows, burps and then she.....

courtney_love2001

falls into a deep sleep, only curable by true love's first kiss. Bob, being the simpleton that he is, has no idea what to do and...

mrsrobinson

so he goes to President Kennedy to explain that the first lady will need time to recover, so he'll need to make the parade route longer, and the president says...

BrendaLee

"I've got places to be, and things to do...people to see, ya know? The parade will go on as planned! Hey, who's that over there on that grassy knoll?"