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  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    fried cheerios in goat milk with...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Tylenol PM (the horror!) :laugh:
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    so as Bob drifts off to sleep...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    The evil witch Calorie ties up the Queen and casts a spell on Dr. Cholesterol to make him fall madly in love with her so she can now.....
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    so Calorie and Dr. Cholesterol can create all of the trans fats they want...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    and sell them as vitamins to the local....
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    magistrate, so they wiil get fat and...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    embarrassed and resign their positions and then Dr. Cholesterol and Calorie can finally...
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    rule queenie and all of her land...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    But first Calorie and Dr. Choleterol must decide what to do with that pesky, meddling Bob, who is suddenly waking up and staggering towards them with a goat horn...Oh Noooo!
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    so they lasso the remaining goats...
  • mrsrobinson
    mrsrobinson Posts: 161
    and what's left of the fried cheerios...
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    ...and head off to the forest for the "Ceremony Of..."
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    for the "ceremony of *#%&*-whoopin'"...LOL:laugh:
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    ...wherein all deserving a$$es in the kingdom would henceforth be whooped.
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Now that the royal whoopings have been properly bestowed upon the deserving, Bob decides to grab the Queen, throws her over his shoulder and quickly......
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    jumps into the time machine and sets it for...
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Dallas, Texas, Friday, November 22, 1963 at 11:30 AM- one hour before President Kennedy was to be assasinated!
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    While in Texas, Bob offered President Kennedy a piece of goat cheese and....
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    can you believe that the President refused the cheese?....
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    But his wife ate the cheese and then she cut the cheese..........
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: LOL!:laugh: :laugh:
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    Bob says, " I have a cure for your flatulance my dear first lady!"
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    "It is an old family recipe: just take a a cat's whisker, a pig's toe and shake them up in a glass of orange juice, drink this and you will feel all better......"
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    The First Lady is skeptical about the orange juice part...
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    So she wraps the cat's whisker around the pig's toes, swallows, burps and then she.....
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
    falls into a deep sleep, only curable by true love's first kiss. Bob, being the simpleton that he is, has no idea what to do and...
  • mrsrobinson
    mrsrobinson Posts: 161
    so he goes to President Kennedy to explain that the first lady will need time to recover, so he'll need to make the parade route longer, and the president says...
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    "I've got places to be, and things to do...people to see, ya know? The parade will go on as planned! Hey, who's that over there on that grassy knoll?"
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