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  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    ...to do anything but stand on one foot and spin like a ballerina.
  • deedeehawaii
    deedeehawaii Posts: 279 Member
    But they could only spin 1 dizzy minute before they were horrifyingly interupted by
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    a group of giggling goats zonked on sugar
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    who chewed the ballerinas' pointed shoes off their pointed feet at the very point of their pirouette
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    then trotted off with ribbons streaming from their mouths, toward the open arms of smiling Dr. Cholesterol, who
  • deedeehawaii
    deedeehawaii Posts: 279 Member
    wickedly pulled out of his pocket a recipe for Goat Stew, as he yelled aloud "anyone hungry"?
  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    "Of course I'm hungry!", cried the one legged gnome as he furiously hopped around.
  • deedeehawaii
    deedeehawaii Posts: 279 Member
    Mr. Cholesterol gently rolled the recipe between his fingers as he glaced from the goats to the recipe, to the goats, to the recipe, and then quietly said to the watchful gnome, "Mr. Gnome, I could use your assistance".
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    But little did Dr. Cholesterol know, the one-legged gnome had plans of his own to......
  • PanicAtTheBuffet
    PanicAtTheBuffet Posts: 374
    lure the doctor under a love spell. The Gnome had known the doctor had a thing for...
  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    ... peanut butter sandwiches, sardines, and polyester pants!
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    So, from the pockets of his very alluring pink polyester pants the gnome pulled a peanut butter and sardine sandwich and said,
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    "come eat my precious!" as he snickers and...
  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    as his devious plan to
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    stop Dr. Cholesterol begins, the evil witch Calorie enters in puff of smoke and yells.....
  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    Aha! I am going to hex you by
  • siobhannestor
    siobhannestor Posts: 177
    adding many hidden calories from sugar! That savory sweet goat stew and peanut butter sardine sandwich will taste so good that you won't be able to stop eating!
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Oh no, all of a sudden witch Calorie catches a cramp in her left leg and falls face first to the ground.....
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    so Bob picks her up...
  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    ... and places her on an a treadmill at the highest incline and speed and yells, " AHA! That'll teach you, Evil Calorie Witch!"
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Poor witch Calorie is having a bad day and she realizes it as she tumbles off the treadmill, rolls down a hill, and comes to screeching halt in a puddle of....
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    goat milk....
  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    and pancakes as she realizes she can't defend herself with spoons and...
  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    so she resorts to magic spells that
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    transforms her into a fire-breathing dragon, but instead of spitting fire she only blows bubbles....
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    change goats into brooms and milk into sugar dust, which happens to make the Evil Ms Calorie..
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    sneeze until she turns inside out, which Dr. Cholesterol thinks is utterly
  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    ridiculous, but
  • Anumie23
    Anumie23 Posts: 33 Member
    enchanting and with a twinkle in his eye he professes his hidden love for the Calorie witch...
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    he gallantly switches on his shop vac and puts the hose on reverse and fills her with air so she pops back rightside out.
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