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  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    ... peanut butter sandwiches, sardines, and polyester pants!
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    So, from the pockets of his very alluring pink polyester pants the gnome pulled a peanut butter and sardine sandwich and said,
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    "come eat my precious!" as he snickers and...
  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    as his devious plan to
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    stop Dr. Cholesterol begins, the evil witch Calorie enters in puff of smoke and yells.....
  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    Aha! I am going to hex you by
  • siobhannestor
    siobhannestor Posts: 177
    adding many hidden calories from sugar! That savory sweet goat stew and peanut butter sardine sandwich will taste so good that you won't be able to stop eating!
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Oh no, all of a sudden witch Calorie catches a cramp in her left leg and falls face first to the ground.....
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    so Bob picks her up...
  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    ... and places her on an a treadmill at the highest incline and speed and yells, " AHA! That'll teach you, Evil Calorie Witch!"
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    Poor witch Calorie is having a bad day and she realizes it as she tumbles off the treadmill, rolls down a hill, and comes to screeching halt in a puddle of....
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    goat milk....
  • PattyTheUndefeated
    PattyTheUndefeated Posts: 302 Member
    and pancakes as she realizes she can't defend herself with spoons and...
  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    so she resorts to magic spells that
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
    transforms her into a fire-breathing dragon, but instead of spitting fire she only blows bubbles....
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    change goats into brooms and milk into sugar dust, which happens to make the Evil Ms Calorie..
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    sneeze until she turns inside out, which Dr. Cholesterol thinks is utterly
  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
    ridiculous, but
  • Anumie23
    Anumie23 Posts: 33 Member
    enchanting and with a twinkle in his eye he professes his hidden love for the Calorie witch...
  • ccounts
    ccounts Posts: 57
    he gallantly switches on his shop vac and puts the hose on reverse and fills her with air so she pops back rightside out.
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