Add to the story (1 line ONLY)
Replies
-
hot tub and0
-
guess who appears, none other than.......0
-
... Sir Eatalot...you remember him from earlier in the story???
...and there he was with a whole cart full of "Bloomin' Onions".......founder of ...restaurants that serve only the highest calorie dishes taken from the menus of other restaurants, and their special appetizer was the "Bloomin Onion," courtesy of Outback Steakhouse.0 -
Which they all recoil from, since they are all deathly afraid of onions....0
-
But the gang ( having learned to fear nothing after their little stint in the jailhouse) decided that they'd do best to escape from the influence of onions so they hailed a taxi that was driving by and jumped in, with an order to the taxi driver to take them to the nearest ....0
-
rabbit hole.....0
-
which was on the corner to Rabbit Street and Hole Drive, which was in the neighborhood of...0
-
racoons and opossums0
-
who are also afraid of onions, and all these people flew out of the taxi smelling like ONIONS--so....0
-
they called the onion patrol who...0
-
..promptly arrived with their secret weapon---GARLIC !!!!.....0
-
Which to their surprise everyone devoured on the spot, and now that they all have the worst case of garlic breathe imaginable, they decide to......0
-
...have a kissing contest , which didn't turn out as planned because...0
-
as soon as they would get close to each other, they would pass out..... so once they all came to they.....0
-
... all decided to brush their teeth, but instead of toothpaste, they grabbed ...0
-
Flower nectar, which made them.......0
-
..all higher than a bunch of flippin' kites:noway: ...so0
-
... everyone got the munchies, but the only thing to eat was ...0
-
Dandelions, which made them hallucinate and see.....0
-
... green clouds, purple grass, yellow streets, and rainbow-colored ...0
-
TROLLS!!!! Run for your life, they all screamed, and took off to the nearest.....0
-
police station to confess all their drug use which ended them up in...0
-
Oh no!! NOT the "DRUNK TANK" again!! :noway: Is this Groundhog Day???:laugh: :laugh:0
-
The all exclaimed as they took off in different directions in hopes on eluding the police, who promptly.........0
-
... pulled out the net guns to catch them, but someone had replaced the nets with ...0
-
marshmellows, which just bounce right off you, unless one of the flying marshmellows hits you in the ...0
-
nostrials--then you can't breathe, if they are well placed. So...0
-
the group ran as fast as they could to outpace the police who where chasing them with marshmellow-firing guns, kaboom kaboom splat, a marshmellow went right up the nose of one of the runners, which made the entire group AND the police stop and stare because ....0
-
they all wondered if it was a case of "nose candy", which is well known to be illegal.0
-
which it was not.. it was .....0
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.6K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.3K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.9K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 430 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.8K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions