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and is a frog0
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and the Calorie Witch hops up onto his shoulder and sees a fly on his nose and0
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and she tries to get rid of the fly by swatting Dr. Cholesterol on his nose, but instead causes them to quickly crash into....0
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a clutter of shopping carts and send0
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... a message to the evil cucumber of doom to attack and make pizza with...0
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anchovies and hot peppers and feed it to0
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Bob and his meddling sister Getrude, who just stopped by and....0
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asked Dr. Cholesterol if he remembered why her parents named her Gertrude.0
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Dr. Cholesterol told Gertrude that her parents had name her "Gertrude" because she was actually a pig when they found her, but a magical fairy changed her into a girl and her parents were so overjoyed that they forgot to change her name to something else.0
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Her parents now call her Ally Tosis0
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but only privately, to themselves, a reference snickered to each other as they wave her goodbye from their front porch.0
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Nobody in the neighborhood knows that Gertrude's family raises goats under that front porch, and when the air is hot and still the neighbors have always assumed that the foul smell is coming from0
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Bob's feet, which he only washes....0
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on Valentine's Day when all the bunnies in the land like to...0
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come by and nibble on his toenails and leave carrot pieces everywhere...0
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... for the vegetable fairie to find, and for all the fluffy cats who...0
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live under the porch with the goats.0
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And all the fluffy cats who live under the porch with goats knew that...0
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the goats had good milk to give..........0
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but alas, Bob is sooooooo tired of drinking their milk after....0
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