Christian Grey....

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MelodyinGa
MelodyinGa Posts: 202 Member
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is driving me crazy! Too bad I'm single at the moment!! :blushing:
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  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
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    ... he's not real.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    ... he's not real.

    You lie. YOU LIE!
  • Turtlehurdle
    Turtlehurdle Posts: 412
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    ... he's not real.

    You lie. YOU LIE!

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  • netsirk12
    netsirk12 Posts: 220 Member
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    My husband dosnt mind that I am in love with Mr. Grey too. ;)
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    I'm over Mr. Grey.
  • red01angel
    red01angel Posts: 806 Member
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    ...is an emotionally abusive psychopath from the worst "novel" I've ever had the displeasure of getting halfway through.

    Just sayin'
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    ...is an emotionally abusive psychopath from the worst "novel" I've ever had the displeasure of getting halfway through.

    Just sayin'

    You got farther than I did.
  • Mustlovepugs11
    Mustlovepugs11 Posts: 131
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    Sorry to say but I am right there with you.. I am in love with the 50 Shades of Grey books! And for all the people who say that they couldn't get past the first book, my favorite book was the 3rd one! Keep reading, it only gets better!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Sorry to say but I am right there with you.. I am in love with the 50 Shades of Grey books! And for all the people who say that they couldn't get past the first book, my favorite book was the 3rd one! Keep reading, it only gets better!

    What about those of us who got bored, disgusted and annoyed before they got through the first chapter of the first book?
  • Mustlovepugs11
    Mustlovepugs11 Posts: 131
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    When I first started reading the book I was anoyed with how it was written. You never knew if she was talking in her head or out loud! LOL. But with all the hype I had to give it a chance and I was really glad that I did. Now my mother in law on the other hand did not make it very far into the first book, said it was too much for her to take in. :laugh:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    When I first started reading the book I was anoyed with how it was written. You never knew if she was talking in her head or out loud! LOL. But with all the hype I had to give it a chance and I was really glad that I did. Now my mother in law on the other hand did not make it very far into the first book, said it was too much for her to take in. :laugh:

    I have an English degree and delusions that one day I'm going to be a published author. I don't have a lot of patience for such subpar writing ability and I'm kind of offended it even got published. I gave it a shot out of curiosity, but my first instinct about it was correct.

    Now if you want a good read with good writing and great story (and even some actual sex thrown in) I recommend Candace Bushnell. But you won't get a lot of romance, though I'm not sure you really get that with 50 Shades. Stalking and romance don't go together in my head.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    is driving me crazy!

    When I first read this I thought it said "Christian Grey is driving Miss Daisy"

    Which is wrong on so many levels...
  • Ms_Steel
    Ms_Steel Posts: 125
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    is driving me crazy!

    When I first read this I thought it said "Christian Grey is driving Miss Daisy"

    Which is wrong on so many levels...

    SNORT!!!!!!!
  • Nix143
    Nix143 Posts: 522 Member
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    50 Shades drives me insane - it's horrendously disappointing that the one 'erotic' book to cross over into mainstream acceptance is such an appallingly written piece of nonsense. I made myself read all 3 so that when I decided to blow off about it I could.

    I use the term 'erotic' very loosely by the way - I found the sex scenes repetitive and bland - how one woman can fill 3 books with so many sex acnes and never actually use the words penis, vagina, etc is beyond me. She is surprisingly coy for someone who is supposed to be sexually daring.

    It gives such a distorted view of BDSM, there isn't space and time here to tell you just how wrong it is.

    And I find it so sad that millions of women obviously find it arousing. Seriously, there is a wealth of amazing well-written erotica out there and that pap makes it to the best sellers list.

    Pah. Of course there is a man out there who can make you cum from penetration alone first time, every time and who you can 'save' by the power of your love. Yep. Course there is.
  • Tatiyanya
    Tatiyanya Posts: 255 Member
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    We talking bout the books that came to existance as twilight fan-fiction? I am all for BDSM, I trully am, I am all for more saucy books. I am. But there is not one word in "Twilight fan-fiction" sentence that I can like. I suspended my disbelieve for twilight books, I aint hurting my brain with this too.I get my sexy from Henry Millers writing f.e, or Anaïs Nin when i feel pretencious.

    I generaly discovered that giving in into book hype is in 80% of cases a bad idea. Oh god Dan Brown, that..unexisting plot, oh god , bad literature hurts all life :(

    Edit : Damn you double-negative, damn you to hell.
  • AlotOfSweatAndPain
    AlotOfSweatAndPain Posts: 234 Member
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    Lame erotica
  • belladonna786
    belladonna786 Posts: 1,165 Member
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    I refuse to read that lady porn… all of my friends are in love with him :s
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
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    I'll just drop this nugget of awesome here: http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215

    Pretty much summed up my thoughts on this book.
  • annahuebscher
    annahuebscher Posts: 114
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    Those books are such piles of ****.

    I can't even handle talking about them anymore. Forced my way through them and now I'm angry and want those couple hours of my life back.
  • Cathyt25
    Cathyt25 Posts: 6
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    A truly awful book.....if it wasn't for the fact that he's a multi millionaire and stunningly good looking it would be a different sort of book........one where some abusive control freak ugly dude gets arrested and thrown in jail for being a stalking perv.

    Not so attractive now is he ladies.......and to add, if someone spanked me so hard I couldn't sit down and had to take pain killers I'd attack him with a hammer.

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