Really scale? I gained weight after I pooped?!

fuzzysham
fuzzysham Posts: 75 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
I had been constipated for several days and I just FINALLY went to the bathroom and my scale tried to tell me that afterwards I had gained half a pound.
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  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    You must have eaten a bunch of negative calorie foods.
  • Lisseth03
    Lisseth03 Posts: 518 Member
    lmaooooo
  • blackmagic10
    blackmagic10 Posts: 335 Member
    haha that's kinda funny but i'm sorry just poop more
  • mgobluetx12
    mgobluetx12 Posts: 1,326 Member
    So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    You must have eaten a bunch of negative calorie foods.

    Weigh your poop, it's the only way to be sure
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    Cool story brah...
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    X.X
  • Bevkus
    Bevkus Posts: 274 Member
    Thanks for sharing!
  • cblevitron
    cblevitron Posts: 243
    happened to me once. :laugh:
  • tequila09
    tequila09 Posts: 764 Member
    lol!!!
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
    Scales are the devil. That's why they should not be the only tool used to measure your success!!!
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    maybe you gained muscle :glasses:
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
    maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

    from the straining...
  • ShaeSweetie
    ShaeSweetie Posts: 156 Member
    hahha thats funny..but half a pound isnt that muchh..im a scale nut too..and i shouldnt be..but ill weight myself in the morning..then after i workout and then after i eat and then after i poop...it always says something differentt haha
  • LaurenAOK
    LaurenAOK Posts: 2,475 Member
    So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?

    Don't act like you haven't done it. We all have. :ohwell:

    Really though OP, might be time for a new scale. Half a pound isn't that bad of a fluctuation, but that's how my scale started when it was malfunctioning... first half a pound here and there, and before I knew it I could step on it twice in a row and get a 5 pound difference. Threw that thing out!
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    You must have eaten a bunch of negative calorie foods.

    Weigh your poop, it's the only way to be sure

    EEWWWWW ROFLMAOoo:laugh:
  • PunkyG210
    PunkyG210 Posts: 94 Member
    Shoulda put the poop back in and dropped that half pound. lol
  • pants77
    pants77 Posts: 185 Member
    Have you been eating a lot of helium?

    Did you put your poop (and a half pound of someone else's poop) in your pocket before you got on the scale?

    Did you have a lot of TP remnants left behind?

    Does your toilet empty onto your scale when you flush?

    ...just brainstorming here...
  • KerryPayne
    KerryPayne Posts: 13 Member
    So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?

    Sure... who doesn't? :p
  • Sooze_1975
    Sooze_1975 Posts: 89 Member
    This entire string made me laugh my *kitten* off! Thank you all! :laugh:

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