Really scale? I gained weight after I pooped?!

Isabelle222

Shoulda put the poop back in and dropped that half pound. lol

LOL

fuzzysham

Yeah I went and bought a HUGE thing of metamucil today haha

Birdie

So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?

Don't act like you haven't done it. We all have. :ohwell:

Really though OP, might be time for a new scale. Half a pound isn't that bad of a fluctuation, but that's how my scale started when it was malfunctioning... first half a pound here and there, and before I knew it I could step on it twice in a row and get a 5 pound difference. Threw that thing out!

I once downloaded some pictures from my camara and was shocked to find a gift from my hubby. He took a picture of a massive turd that he was so proud of.

Owsla135

I think everyone was just looking for the opportunity to say poop... I know I was, lol!

frogz21

Lmao!

chunkysmurfette

OMG Freakin Awesome thread!!!!LOLOLOL

frogz21

So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?

Don't act like you haven't done it. We all have. :ohwell:

Really though OP, might be time for a new scale. Half a pound isn't that bad of a fluctuation, but that's how my scale started when it was malfunctioning... first half a pound here and there, and before I knew it I could step on it twice in a row and get a 5 pound difference. Threw that thing out!

I once downloaded some pictures from my camara and was shocked to find a gift from my hubby. He took a picture of a massive turd that he was so proud of.

Omg! :noway:

frogz21

LOL! I do that, too. We all have. By the way, I talked to my doctor about not being able to poo regularly. He asked me when it started, and I realized it was when I cut calories. I showed him my MFP diary, and he told me I wasn't eating enough fiber since I cut out most of my carbs. He said that I needed to add more BEANS into my diet, or add fiber supplements to my daily routine.

TRY IT! If you aren't pooing regularly your metabolism is slower, therefore you won't lose weight as quickly.

Thanks for the tip!

Demmuscles

I only ever weigh on a morning when i have shat. Now I am wondering if I am actually half a pound lighter than I think and all this time I have only thought it would be less post poo.

KarmaxKitty

maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

from the straining...

:noway:
OH MY GOD... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Sarah_SweetPea

Thanks for the tip about metabolism being slowed down. That will help me.

Pebble321

But..... why has no one posted the negative poop cartoon??

WeekndOVOXO

This thread is full of win.

KarmaxKitty

But..... why has no one posted the negative poop cartoon??

I can't get it to download but I'm hoping for it to show up!!!!

KarmaxKitty

mamagooskie

Hey...*kitten* happens!! Lol

gauchogirl

maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

lmao.

chubbygirl253

that's so weird cuz I was just telling my mom and friend that's what happened to me this morning. Only for me it was a 2 lb. gain. WTF? My mom suggested that I move the scale to a different spot on the floor because a dip in the floor no matter how small could've affected a true reading. Cuz no way is it possible I gained 2 lbs from pooping, if anything I shoulda been a bit lighter. U should try to move your scale too. (In my case it's very possible since we live in an older home and the landlords laid the floor themselves.)

Katydone

those scales are so fickle. It is recommended that we don't weigh ourselves daily. I can get really attached to that scale.

kel665

OMG take that poop back! hahaha, sorry that's the first thing I thought of when I read your post!

Awkward30

You must have eaten a bunch of negative calorie foods.

lololol I'm now glad for insomnia because without it, I would have missed this!

fuzzysham

I only weigh myself once a week and now its been a week and a half! Grr.

Sweetpea64

ROFL Laughed so hard I almost pooped! Held it in I can't afford to gain a pound!

Really I need some sleep! :0)

mccbabe1

So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?

Don't act like you haven't done it. We all have. :ohwell:

Really though OP, might be time for a new scale. Half a pound isn't that bad of a fluctuation, but that's how my scale started when it was malfunctioning... first half a pound here and there, and before I knew it I could step on it twice in a row and get a 5 pound difference. Threw that thing out!

i havent and im glad!!! lol.. oye vey..

fuzzysham

ROFL Laughed so hard I almost pooped! Held it in I can't afford to gain a pound!

Really I need some sleep! :0)

bahahahahah!

Canderson58054

Did you know the average person's weight can fluctuate up to FIVE pounds in one day? I would use other methods besides the scale

Pebble321

hehehe.
thanks!

1Fizzle

maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

from the straining...

:noway:
OH MY GOD... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Good stuff right there....LOL

chrisdavey

that rage comic is awesome!!!!

P.S lost 800g this morning. BOOM...

malicent

lol