Really scale? I gained weight after I pooped?!
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ROFL Laughed so hard I almost pooped! Held it in I can't afford to gain a pound!
Really I need some sleep! :0)
Lol!
Loving this thread! You guys are awesome.0 -
:noway:maybe you gained muscle :glasses:
from the straining...
OH MY GOD... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Good stuff right there....LOL
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This made my night.0
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It has been a little while since the last poop thread. Guess we were due.0
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That happened to me too.
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?1 -
This is full of too much win.
And information.0 -
I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!0
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Next time, poop on the scale and subtract it from the first reading. It sends a strong message to the scale as well!0
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Next time, poop on the scale and subtract it from the first reading. It sends a strong message to the scale as well!
Soo awesome! That'll show the scale!!!!0 -
Just so I am clear; are you saying you weighed yourself immediately before and then after a dump?
I drop an average of 1.4 lbs :-)0 -
I always weigh AFTER I poop - it can make the difference of a pound! I'm amazed we are still having this conversation - just goes to show we are all really full of .......0
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Wow, what a let down. There's nothing like taking a *kitten* and seeing the number go down but gaining...I would cry.0
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Should've weighed yourself a 3rd time then taken the best of three! :laugh:0
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Hahahahaha, I love this thread!0
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reminds me of what my dad said at the christmas lunch table...
him: I lost 3kg the other day.
us: how?
him: took a dump.
he's full of crap.0 -
So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?
c'mon, you can't tell me you've never done it!0 -
maybe you gained muscle :glasses:
from the straining...
hahahaaaa0 -
hehehe.
thanks!
Made my morning!!!0 -
I had been constipated for several days and I just FINALLY went to the bathroom and my scale tried to tell me that afterwards I had gained half a pound.
No....
Moral of the story...don't poop!! Hey, it might become the lates weight-loss craze.0 -
hehehe.
thanks!
Made my morning!!!
ROFL!!!!0 -
maybe you gained muscle :glasses:
from the straining...
LMAO!!!!! :laugh: I just choked on my coffee reading this!!!!!0 -
Next time, poop on the scale and subtract it from the first reading. It sends a strong message to the scale as well!
love this!
it reminds me of an old trick my Nan taught me.. after you kill a big spider, stick it outside the front door to show all the other spiders that you're not to be f****d with
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I agree with the people saying it's muscle gain. What else could it be?!
Haha.0 -
so thankful you said this!
every time this happens i'm like ' whats this negative sh#t ! '0 -
Now about your pee...0
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this as absolutely made my day !0
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I can't believe I just read a four page thread about poop.0
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:laugh: :laugh:maybe you gained muscle :glasses:
from the straining...0 -
Weigh your poop, it's the only way to be sure
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HAAAAA!!! Made me spit my water out!0 -
I had been constipated for several days and I just FINALLY went to the bathroom and my scale tried to tell me that afterwards I had gained half a pound.
No....
Where else but on MFP can you tell strangers about your poop?0
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