Really scale? I gained weight after I pooped?!

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  • shanster23
    shanster23 Posts: 144 Member
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    ROFL Laughed so hard I almost pooped! Held it in I can't afford to gain a pound!

    Really I need some sleep! :0)

    Lol!
    Loving this thread! You guys are awesome.
  • BeautyFromPain
    BeautyFromPain Posts: 4,952 Member
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    maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

    from the straining...
    :noway:
    OH MY GOD... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Good stuff right there....LOL :tongue:
  • YoshiZelda
    YoshiZelda Posts: 340 Member
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    This made my night.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
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    It has been a little while since the last poop thread. Guess we were due.
  • Arexxx
    Arexxx Posts: 486 Member
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    That happened to me too.

    WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
  • beatpig
    beatpig Posts: 97 Member
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    This is full of too much win.

    And information.
  • m3dreamer2011
    m3dreamer2011 Posts: 73
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    I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!
  • tcastio
    tcastio Posts: 22
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    Next time, poop on the scale and subtract it from the first reading. It sends a strong message to the scale as well!
  • floridachikk
    floridachikk Posts: 41 Member
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    Next time, poop on the scale and subtract it from the first reading. It sends a strong message to the scale as well!

    Soo awesome! That'll show the scale!!!!
  • uclown2002
    uclown2002 Posts: 79 Member
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    Just so I am clear; are you saying you weighed yourself immediately before and then after a dump?

    I drop an average of 1.4 lbs :-)
  • Yogi_Carl
    Yogi_Carl Posts: 1,906 Member
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    I always weigh AFTER I poop - it can make the difference of a pound! I'm amazed we are still having this conversation - just goes to show we are all really full of .......
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
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    Wow, what a let down. There's nothing like taking a *kitten* and seeing the number go down but gaining...I would cry.
  • HellsBells61
    HellsBells61 Posts: 64
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    Should've weighed yourself a 3rd time then taken the best of three! :laugh:
  • witchy_wife
    witchy_wife Posts: 792 Member
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    Hahahahaha, I love this thread!
  • mariagabriella
    mariagabriella Posts: 267 Member
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    reminds me of what my dad said at the christmas lunch table...

    him: I lost 3kg the other day.
    us: how?
    him: took a dump.

    he's full of crap.
  • MissSusieQ
    MissSusieQ Posts: 533 Member
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    So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?

    c'mon, you can't tell me you've never done it!
  • kpnuts23
    kpnuts23 Posts: 960 Member
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    maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

    from the straining...

    hahahaaaa
  • kpnuts23
    kpnuts23 Posts: 960 Member
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    hehehe.
    thanks!

    Made my morning!!!
  • purple_tux1
    purple_tux1 Posts: 250 Member
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    I had been constipated for several days and I just FINALLY went to the bathroom and my scale tried to tell me that afterwards I had gained half a pound.
    No....


    Moral of the story...don't poop!! Hey, it might become the lates weight-loss craze.
  • purple_tux1
    purple_tux1 Posts: 250 Member
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    hehehe.
    thanks!

    Made my morning!!!

    ROFL!!!!

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