Cute things your kid says
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Hi all ,Love the posts. Kids say the funniest things. When my son was three he was eating gummy bears. He had three left on the table and said to the gummy bear "I am going to put you in my mouth and eat you. Where you will go into my tummy to live with your Daddy and Mommy. " He ate them all, then smiled proudly at me. LOL Made me smile that day.0
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"Papabababafghk! MMMMMmmmm! Dghjfoghsdogudogfusdif, dofgudfioffpppthpbbbbttpppbthbpt!"
He is 8 mo old.
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Football = BUTTball!!! in our house0
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My Jacob finished a popsicle and came over to me with the stick, pressed it to his tongue, looked at me with a sad face, and said "My tongue is depressed"...
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\My Jacob finished a popsicle and came over to me with the stick, pressed it to his tongue, looked at me with a sad face, and said "My tongue is depressed"...
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When my oldest daughter was 1.5-2 years old, she called sweets (cake, cookies, etc...) Happy Happy. If there was a cake on the table, she would reach up towards the table and say Happy Happy. It was so cute!0
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Okay, well I will first say I love the walk down memory lane... my son will be 22 in January so it's been a long time but I can tell ya, he's had some real humdingers. Most of them were when he was 3-4 years old.
He loved the show Rescue 911...if he even saw the commercial he had a fit if we turned the channel...it's JUST A COMMERCIAL, it's NOT ON!! Anyway, a man had a heart attack and they performed CPR on him...so he came into the kitchen to tell us. "This man was asleep and wouldn't wake up, so the 911 guys they gave him FBI and got him to wake up".
Riding down the road one time, 'mom, If I point my middle toe, would that be bad?" ...I can't keep from laughing thinking about people sticking their foot out the window to show their disdain with another driver.
And the last one, not quite as funny but if you ever watched Hannah Barbara cartoons and knew Huckleberry Hound...he was blue; our son called him Blueberry Hound...sounds good to me.
What a kid, love him to pieces. Miss him a lot (he's over seas and has been for going on 2 years). It's hard being on a 13 hour time zone difference, especially if you only have one. 0 -
"Papabababafghk! MMMMMmmmm! Dghjfoghsdogudogfusdif, dofgudfioffpppthpbbbbttpppbthbpt!"
He is 8 mo old.
Baby talk.....at least they try that young 0 -
At 3 years of age, my son was laying facing me in bed while we played superheroes between us. He suddenly stops dead, turns his head to the wall, puts his hand out like a stop sign and says...
"MOM! Your boob is NOT in."
I had one boob of massive cleave cause i was on my side. It was in... but the cleavage offended him.
Oh my goodness...so funny! :laugh:0 -
When he wants to be picked up he says " mama hold you! " so sweet 0
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When he wants to be picked up he says " mama hold you! " so sweet
MY SON SAYS THE SAME THING!!!!!! I've always thought it was the cutest thing!0 -
I tell my 3 year old all the time "Bud, I love you more than chocolate." Last week he retorted with "I love you mor than milk, mommy." And recently he's been telling me that I'm a special girl.0
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My son LOVES the Avengers.
There is a particular one he loves, Hawkeye.
Well you know, he doesn't speak all that well yet. So when he says it, it sounds like "hot guy" he is ALWAYS running around the house talking about "hot guys"
Ethan: "mommy I want a hot guy with a bow and arrow for my birthday"
Me: "me tooo baby, me too"0 -
*chuckles* don't we all?0
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My youngest cannot pronounce the word "frog"
It comes out as *kitten*.
Her siblings take every opportunity to make her say it. "Hey look, look at the frog!"
"*kitten*! *kitten*! *kitten*!"
In. Public.
Then sometimes she bursts into a song about the frog. Because she sings about *everything*.0 -
When my son is being a grumpface I ask him if he wants to take a nap and he'll look at me with a serious face and say 'No mommy, I JUST WAKE UP!" and ANYTIME he has a cake or cupcake he makes whoever gave it to him sing happy birthday!0
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My 8 year old always amazes me with the things he says. The other day I looked in the bathroom sink and seen the wrapping to my tampons in there, and I looked in the box to see my tampons were all unwrapped. I brought the box downstairs and asked him "Now Seth, don't lie to me! Did you unwrap these?" He stood there and looked at me like "Oh crap she's busted me." look on his face, and then he shook his head yes. I asked "What possessed you to unwrap them?" his response was "I just wanted to see the pretty colors" *doh* Then shortly after he said "Don't tell daddy, please!!!" I was not even a little mad, honestly I was laughing so hard inside trying so hard to not laugh so he could see me. I told my husband and the whole time I'm laughing. My son comes around the corner and says "The devil really made me do it."
A few weeks ago my husband and I were laying in bed about to get up and come down stairs. My husband said to me I should go down and sit on the sofa and kinda be upset acting and when my son asks whats wrong, tell him I give up on all this and I'm just gonna get fat again. I did this and he got all emotional and said "I did love you when you were fat but mom, you are so much hotter now, please don't get fat again."
he's so funny.
This morning my almost 2yr old pulled her stroller to the door and started hitting the door saying "BYE BYE" So I took her for a walk. I thought it was cute.0 -
My 9yr old little girl told me the other day "Mommy I'm a Jets fan but when I go to Daddy's house I have to be a dolphin fan cause if not he gets all sad ,But I really like the Jets Mommy"
My 6 yr old boy "Mommy your so pretty and I love you." then to his sister" you should always complement girls cause then they like you more and give you hugs"
Hes gonna be trouble in a few years lol0 -
My 3-year old little man and I were driving somewhere a couple days ago and he says out of the blue..."Mommy, I appreciate you" Melted my heart, I told him I appreciate him too. Now where does he learn such a big word for a 3 year old? 0
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My 8 year old always amazes me with the things he says. The other day I looked in the bathroom sink and seen the wrapping to my tampons in there, and I looked in the box to see my tampons were all unwrapped. I brought the box downstairs and asked him "Now Seth, don't lie to me! Did you unwrap these?" He stood there and looked at me like "Oh crap she's busted me." look on his face, and then he shook his head yes. I asked "What possessed you to unwrap them?" his response was "I just wanted to see the pretty colors" *doh* Then shortly after he said "Don't tell daddy, please!!!" I was not even a little mad, honestly I was laughing so hard inside trying so hard to not laugh so he could see me. I told my husband and the whole time I'm laughing. My son comes around the corner and says "The devil really made me do it."
A few weeks ago my husband and I were laying in bed about to get up and come down stairs. My husband said to me I should go down and sit on the sofa and kinda be upset acting and when my son asks whats wrong, tell him I give up on all this and I'm just gonna get fat again. I did this and he got all emotional and said "I did love you when you were fat but mom, you are so much hotter now, please don't get fat again." he's so funny.
This morning my almost 2yr old pulled her stroller to the door and started hitting the door saying "BYE BYE" So I took her for a walk. I thought it was cute.
lmao @ the devil made me do it0 -
When my son is being a grumpface I ask him if he wants to take a nap and he'll look at me with a serious face and say 'No mommy, I JUST WAKE UP!" and ANYTIME he has a cake or cupcake he makes whoever gave it to him sing happy birthday!
That's funny, when my son wants cake he says "Mommy, I want my birsday."0 -
He also laughs hysterically when someone tickles him then out of no where, in a VERY stern voice says "DON'T TOUCH ME!" (My son is 2 by the way, not sure i've mentioned that!)0
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When my son is being a grumpface I ask him if he wants to take a nap and he'll look at me with a serious face and say 'No mommy, I JUST WAKE UP!" and ANYTIME he has a cake or cupcake he makes whoever gave it to him sing happy birthday!
That's funny, when my son wants cake he says "Mommy, I want my birsday."
haha yeah he won't take a bite til you sing happy birthday to him!0 -
When my son had started kindergarten, his teacher was showing them the importance of recycling and being green. So that evening when I told him it was time for his bath he said he couldn't take a bath. When I asked him why not. He replied that he was "biodegradable". I laughed so hard, such a big word for a small guy!!!0
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When my son had started kindergarten, his teacher was showing them the importance of recycling and being green. So that evening when I told him it was time for his bath he said he couldn't take a bath. When I asked him why not. He replied that he was "biodegradable". I laughed so hard, such a big word for a small guy!!!
OH MY GOD, That is too funny!0 -
When my 16 year old was 7, our dog Payson died. My son wrote this:
"The Night Poem
Payson has brown floppy ears.
I love Payson and his gentle paws.
I love Payson."0 -
My daughter says, "Am-min-als." "I know you-Who you think you are?.." instead of the line from Shrek "I don't know who you think you are!
And the remote was always the "Remote Patroller" People lived in little "compartments" instead of Apartments. Ahhh
My youngest son, will tell me my eyes are like the stars. He is going to be trouble... He also always wants me to wake up ice cream and cake in the morning, so we can eat them for breakfast.
My middle son, has a crazy quote. While tattling on his oldest brother, with his little speach problem yelled loudly "Dad- Bradley called me a faweak of nature!" in a big group of people. Everyone still says it today... lol good times.0 -
Aww so cuteWhen my 16 year old was 7, our dog Payson died. My son wrote this:
"The Night Poem
Payson has brown floppy ears.
I love Payson and his gentle paws.
I love Payson."0 -
LOL :laugh: kids can be so funny, but yet brutal.My seven year old is brutally honest. He recently told me, "Mommy I'm glad you aren't fat so you don't break my trampoline.".0 -
When my daughter was about 2, she told an old lady in a store "I'm a psychopath!"
My son (now 2), tries to tell knock-knock jokes, but doesn't quite grasp the idea of a punch line, so his only knock-knock jokes goes like this:
"Knock-knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Boo!"
"Boo who?"
"....BOO!"0
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