Cute things your kid says
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My cousin when he was maybe five walked butt naked into his parents room one morning with a plastic toy spider... He proudly announced he could do a magic trick and make the spider disappear... He put both hands behind his back, fiddled around a little and, well, clenched... Then shouted "ta-da!" Whilst waving his now empty hands in the air!0
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Last one. We had a party at my house. It was someone's birthday; someone else came with little shot glasses to do shots after the song. All that singing woke up my little girl. She said "No fair!" I want tea party glasses! Can I play just one! So we filled one of the bright pink shot glasses with water and let her drink it.
Months later we are at a doctor's appointment. The doctor says, "You're going to get a shot today. Do you know what that is?"
My daughter answers, "Yes, it is a little drink, you drink real fast. I'm good at those."
OMG HILARIOUS!0 -
I thought I was going too, the doctor had that "I calling CPS later" look too!Last one. We had a party at my house. It was someone's birthday; someone else came with little shot glasses to do shots after the song. All that singing woke up my little girl. She said "No fair!" I want tea party glasses! Can I play just one! So we filled one of the bright pink shot glasses with water and let her drink it.
Months later we are at a doctor's appointment. The doctor says, "You're going to get a shot today. Do you know what that is?"
My daughter answers, "Yes, it is a little drink, you drink real fast. I'm good at those."
I would have died!!!!0 -
Husband and I are separated waiting on divorce...my 5 year old grandson thinks I should let Granddaddy move back in....
He was at my house last night sniffing some candles I had. When I asked him what he was doing he said they smell good... this one smells like chocolate milk and that one smells like milk where did you get them?
I told him his Granddaddy gave them to me.
He got all excited and with a beautiufl grin and gleam in his eye exclaimed... SEE, I TOLD YOU YOU STILL LOVED HIM!!!!!!0 -
My youngest cannot pronounce the word "frog"
It comes out as *kitten*.
Her siblings take every opportunity to make her say it. "Hey look, look at the frog!"
"*kitten*! *kitten*! *kitten*!"
In. Public.
Then sometimes she bursts into a song about the frog. Because she sings about *everything*.
My son had the same problem. People thought it was so funny and ask him tons of questions about frogs. So embarassing as he is answering and saying this like well a *kitten* says ribbit, f*cks hop big, or the one that had me looking for a rock to hide under as loud as I think he could in what had to be the only quiet moment in a walmart "mummy will buy me a *kitten* someday" no joke....thought I was going to die!
hahaha! love it!0 -
My 3 year old daughter will correct me by saying "Actually......"0
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LMAOI asked my ten year old (he was 7 then) how many kids he was going to
have when he grew up. He looked at me in horror and said, "Mom, I don't
need that type of stress. My wife can have them."0 -
My sister told my nephew to say "Hi aunt Jen." He said "Hi baby". Adorable.0
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My kids don't have specific things that they say often that are funny, it's more their day to day conversations. I post the ones that make me laugh the most on facebook. Here are a couple of them... (It's long, I know, sorry. lol)
My son and daughter (2 and 3 at the time) playing a game of hide and seek in the kitchen...
Ben (2 year old) runs around the corner in the kitchen to count while Kendall runs off to hide.
Ben: Two, free, eight, nine, ten. here me not. here me come!
There's a brief pause....
Ben: Help! Help sissy! Help me, stuck!
Like the good sister she is, she comes running to help him and he shouts...
Ben: Ha ha sissy! Foun you!
Trickster.
Kendall: Bubby help me find my missin shoe!
Ben: No, me Super Guy! *with fist thrust into the air*
K: *eyeroll* Fine, but help me find my missin shoe.
B: No, me Super Guy! *again with the fist*
K: *sigh* Super Guy?
B: Yes?
K: Will you help me find my shoe?
B: Yes! Here come Super Guy!
A few minutes and a found blue mermaid high heel later...
K: Okay, I'm going to school for the longest night, give me hug and moochies.
B: No, me Super Guy!
K: Again? Ugh. Super Guy, I'm going to school, give me hug and moochies.
B: Okay, Super Guy hug uh moo-ies.
Kendall today
K: "When I'm older I'm going to go to school on a bus."
A few minutes later...
K: "First I'll ride a train, then a bus, then a dragon"
Me: "A dragon?! What kind of school are you going to?"
Bryantle (husband): "Are you going to Hogwarts or something?" < What he said was actually much longer, but I can't remember all of it. That's the gist of it though.
K: "And theeen I will ride a horse."
Bryantle and I are laughing our butts off now. I'm burying my face in a pillow trying not to laugh at her and failing.
A few hours later...
K: "When I'm older I'm going to go to school on a bus." <Yes we have this conversation multiple times a day. Always starts the same way, but you never know how it will end.
Me: "Oh ye..."
K: "I WANT MY EARS PIERCED FOR MY BIRTHDAY!" < See what I mean?
Me: "I know you do. How will you get home from school."
K: "Oh you or dad will pick me up."
Me: "Why don't you just have your dragon fly you back home?"
K: "Nooo." <insert brief pause here where you can see her mind working> "Yeah yeah, I can fly home on my dragon!"0 -
My three year old nephew had to have a ct scan done yesterday (he has an eye infection they are concerned about) and the tech told him they were going to take a picture of his head so he had to be very still.... so they get started and my sister (his mom) can tell he is scared but putting on a brave face and then she hears him very quietly say "Cheese!" Awww... bless his little heart!0
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When my oldest, Anya, was 18 months old.. we were driving from home to her daycare (which, back then, was quite a drive).. We were on the freeway next to a semi when it suddenly put its air brakes on. Anya, not knowing what was happening, looked thoughtful for a minute, then piped up. "Mommy.. truck farted!". I almost had to stop the car I was laughing so hard.
My twins, on the other hand, are 2 next month. Twin A, Marie, is quite a brute and picks on her sister, Lora, often. One day, Marie was pulling Loras hair, and even though Lora wasn't crying or upset about it I asked her to stop.. She stopped and looked at me, then said "mama, sister likes it!". I swear these girls are going to be the death of me!0 -
One of the cutest happened this morning:
Background: my child is almost 5 but still doesn't wake up at night to urinate. So she wears either cloth bedwetter pants or diposables; I vary them due to rashes etc. For the last few nights (except last night) she had worn disposables.
Mom: Did you throw your diaper in the garbage upstairs? You know I want you to throw it out downstairs because it gets too stinky upstairs.
Daughter: (Puzzled look).
Mom: (more firmly) Sweetie, go get your diaper and throw it in the garbage down here.
Daughter: Mommy, you want me to throw the cloth diaper in the garbage?
Well, I had to hug her and laugh and tell her that mom was very silly and that I had forgotten that she had wore cloth, and good for her to question when mommy said something that didn't make sense!
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When my now-12-year-old was 7, we were playing Life and I landed on the square where you get married. I teasingly asked if I could have two husbands and quick as a snap, she goes, "no, there's no polygamy in this game".
My husband and I were like O_O.0 -
That is funny!When my now-12-year-old was 7, we were playing Life and I landed on the square where you get married. I teasingly asked if I could have two husbands and quick as a snap, she goes, "no, there's no polygamy in this game".
My husband and I were like O_O.0 -
When my now-12-year-old was 7, we were playing Life and I landed on the square where you get married. I teasingly asked if I could have two husbands and quick as a snap, she goes, "no, there's no polygamy in this game".
My husband and I were like O_O.
omg!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe.0 -
Lately, my 4 year old daughter has been telling me she speaks the languages of animals. This morning she told me she speaks cat. Yesterday it was bird.
A few weeks ago in the car she tells my husband that she kisses boys and in response my husband freaks out and says "What?! Who??" She goes, "I don't kiss and tell, Daddy."
I love that kid.
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"Well mom that is my crap clap it makes me crap"
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lol @ kiss and tell0
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My son LOVES the Avengers.
There is a particular one he loves, Hawkeye.
Well you know, he doesn't speak all that well yet. So when he says it, it sounds like "hot guy" he is ALWAYS running around the house talking about "hot guys"
Ethan: "mommy I want a hot guy with a bow and arrow for my birthday"
Me: "me tooo baby, me too"
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At five my daughter told me she wanted to be just like me when she grew up. I was so happy!!! Then she followed it with "yep I wanna have big ol'legs and big butt!" Oh the pride 0
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My three year old nephew had to have a ct scan done yesterday (he has an eye infection they are concerned about) and the tech told him they were going to take a picture of his head so he had to be very still.... so they get started and my sister (his mom) can tell he is scared but putting on a brave face and then she hears him very quietly say "Cheese!" Awww... bless his little heart!
OMG this is the most adorable thing ever! :-) I hope he's better soon!0 -
When my daughter was about 4. She was in the bathtub while I was changing in the bathroom. She told me she couldn't wait to get old. I asked her why. She replied "because when I get old I will have hang down boobies like you."
Thanks sweetie! Mommy is old with saggy boobs.
LMAO I'm dying right now. Sounds like my 3 year old0 -
we ae trying to get my 3 year old ready for school. one of the things we are wroking on is her cleaning up after herself. she also likes to do role reversal and say she's mommy and i'm the baby. this is a particular incident that happened a few days ago:
me- clean up your toys, phoenix
phoenix- no, i'm mommy, you baby
me- ok mommy clean up your toys
phoenix- no i'm mommy. them your toys. you clean them
i didn't know what to say...she's had got me0 -
I live with a family i used to nanny for and the daughter is now 5.
the other day she was playing with her pens and pencils and she dropped a pen, she picked up the pen, stared at it intensely and said "naughty pen, i knew i couldnt trust you!"
When i was feeding the dog one night she said to the dog "bon appétit!" and i said to her "oh thats French! do you know in what country they speak French?" her answer.. "OSTRICH!".... I think she meant Austria :P0 -
My little brother was being quite snappy one day and my Mom sent him to his room...
Little brother: Mommy, can I come out now?
Mom: Not until you lose that attitude?
Little brother: I've tried to lose it but it just keeps finding me!
too.cute.0 -
My daughter assures me that I work out better than all the minions in the 'Insanity' infomercials!!! She always makes me promise I will sign up to be in the next one :blushing:0
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Usually he says, "Meow," But sometimes he likes to mix it up with an "erf" or a "merrrrrrow?"0
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My heart always melts when my little one says "You're my favourite mommy ever!"
This is always in response to me saying "You're my favourite [insert his name here] ever!"
Also, whenever I'm working to a Jillian Michaels DVD he asks if I'm working out so that I can have muscles on my tummy like the ladies on TV.
God, I could squish him!!! lol0 -
My five year old told me last week, as I was dragging both her and her 2 year-old brother our of the house, and shouting, 'C'mon guys, you're gonna make me late,' "Mommy, I think we need a better routine in the mornings."0
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I told my 4 year old son "I love you sweetheart." He comes back and says "I'm not a sweetheart, I'm a sweet circle." For a while, I was a sweet triangle.
One night when he was three, we were having ribs for dinner. He thought it was amazing that we were eating dinosaur bones. 0
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