The kiss of death!!!!!
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This one time its about me....
Ok..it really isn't sorry...(walks off)0 -
WooHoo - *runs to corner and drops trousers....*We'll have to smack Tinz with a rolled up newspaper next time he does it. It's really not fair on the rest of us.
Ah.... *sheepishly pulls trousers back up and walks away*if he did it again, Bern would spank him on the nose with the rolled up paper too. No good naughty boy spankings for peeing in the corner!!!!0 -
but i don't know where he is... he didn't show up today....
maybe he'll slip in before the end of the day.....
Sorry for not being here, our youngest and then the wife went down with a 24hr Bug so I was doing my 'house husband' and school run bit. They are all on the mend which is a good thing, but a bit nerve racking waiting to see if my eldest and myself go down with it.0 -
THAT kind of naughty behavior doesn't deserve a real spanking!!!!!
now i have another corner to clean!!! less time under the blanket... my KOD life is starting to resemble my real one :ohwell:
You should have a word to your boss. He really should have a think about the types he's letting into his inn.
Don't worry Bern, I'll construct a special 'territory corner' for people to 'mark' which will probably resemble one of the french open air toilets, I'll fit a sprinkler system in the roof so it becomes self cleaning, but Oboe can also override the controls and soak whoever is in there if they step out of line!
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Don't worry Bern, I'll construct a special 'territory corner' for people to 'mark' which will probably resemble one of the french open air toilets, I'll fit a sprinkler system in the roof so it becomes self cleaning, but Oboe can also override the controls and soak whoever is in there if they step out of line!
Wow you've really given this a lot of thought.
You'd better keep some rolled up newspapers on hand, just in case.0 -
When you say Oboe can soak people, are we talking gold... no... no, because that would be wrong :noway:...but Oboe can also override the controls and soak whoever is in there if they step out of line!0 -
When you say Oboe can soak people, are we talking gold... no... no, because that would be wrong :noway:
It's Oboe we're talking about here. I wouldn't put it past her.0 -
She is a dab hand with a long hose :blushing:0
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Morning all...looks like everyone is full of piss and vinegar...ok everyone is full of vinegar....Nice job Tinz!0
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haha no golden showers given by me! (other options for getting you wet are available).... and yes, Tinz, i am very good at handling a hose....
Chris i'm glad everyone is getting better.... and i like how much control you're giving me.....0 -
haha no golden showers given by me! (other options for getting you wet are available).... and yes, Tinz, i am very good at handling a hose....
Chris i'm glad everyone is getting better.... and i like how much control you're giving me.....
If I didn't give you some control you wouldn't be able to 'whip' us in to shape
not only that I like it when a woman takes charge 
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Chris, are you at your goal now?0
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then Chris you can boss me around in the bar, but in the rooms of the Slipit Inn, you'll do as I tell you!0
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Chris, are you at your goal now?
Not yet, just 3lb to GW#2 (210lbs) then it's on to GW#3 of 168Lb then we will see, depending on how I look / feel and how difficult it was to get there will depend if I go for an Ultimate Goal weight of 156Lb or go to maintainance.0 -
then Chris you can boss me around in the bar, but in the rooms of the Slipit Inn, you'll do as I tell you!
That works for me, I love my virtual job :happy: 0 -
me too!!!0
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Chris, are you at your goal now?
Not yet, just 3lb to GW#2 (210lbs) then it's on to GW#3 of 168Lb then we will see, depending on how I look / feel and how difficult it was to get there will depend if I go for an Ultimate Goal weight of 156Lb or go to maintainance.
That's amazing. 156 sounds way low for a bloke. Aren't you quite tall as well?0 -
Chris, are you at your goal now?
Not yet, just 3lb to GW#2 (210lbs) then it's on to GW#3 of 168Lb then we will see, depending on how I look / feel and how difficult it was to get there will depend if I go for an Ultimate Goal weight of 156Lb or go to maintainance.
That's amazing. 156 sounds way low for a bloke. Aren't you quite tall as well?
I'm 5' 11", 156Lb would put be bang in the middle of the 'normal' BMI range, but as I said earlier, it depends on my journey to 168Lb which I suspect will end up being the point where I will go maintainance and I would be more than happy with 12St (ish ) 0 -
screw the "normal BMI" range. i swear they get those numbers from starving people in 3rd world countries. I wear a size 12 jean, and am classified as "obese", not just overweight. 156 is way too low for you.0
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screw the "normal BMI" range. i swear they get those numbers from starving people in 3rd world countries. I wear a size 12 jean, and am classified as "obese", not just overweight. 156 is way too low for you.
Ok, I'll post a pic when I'm at 168Lb and let you ladies decide if any more of me needs to go, any preference for atire?, boxers, briefs, speedo's or mankini (yeh right! as if a mankini would be an option :laugh: ) or would any of you offer to knit me something?0 -
Definitely the budgie smugglers!0
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you could just skip the outfit and let us get a top to bottom real look at you....0
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BTW, I made my first goal the very top of my BMI range but last time I was around that mark I reckon I looked scrawny. So I may be reassessing along the way. If I can ever haul myself out of this slump I'm in.
If Bex pops in and sees us talking about weight we'll be in trouble! That is not what KOD is for!0 -
my goal weight is still "overweight" for my height because of my muscle mass. i'm a thick girl. always have been. not built for skinny. but it's where i think i will weigh when i'm as in shape as i want to be i prefer my curves.... 0
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If I can ever haul myself out of this slump I'm in.
YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!0 -
you could just skip the outfit and let us get a top to bottom real look at you....
But I could't post it on this thread it would get censored, sounds like a Skype call is in order0 -
my goal weight is still "overweight" for my height because of my muscle mass. i'm a thick girl. always have been. not built for skinny. but it's where i think i will weigh when i'm as in shape as i want to be i prefer my curves....
As do I...0 -
haha thanks Harvo! :blushing:
SKYPE it is!!!!0 -
Naked Skype party. Hooray!0
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Good morning. I'd like a table for two, please. I'll be eating someone, I mean meeting someone, for breakfast this morning...0
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