The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    we do have a bountiful bakery, don't we? :laugh:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    we do have a bountiful bakery, don't we? :laugh:

    Best part is I could eat for days and burn more calories than I am taking in!!!!
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    My name bond..................uni bond - I am here to fill your crack

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    Haha...too funny
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    we do have a bountiful bakery, don't we? :laugh:

    Best part is I could eat for days and burn more calories than I am taking in!!!!

    ^^HAHA you're so right!!!^^
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    we do have a bountiful bakery, don't we? :laugh:

    Best part is I could eat for days and burn more calories than I am taking in!!!!

    ^^HAHA you're so right!!!^^

    Although a little chocolate syrup and or whip cream would compliment the wonderful BAPS presented thus far!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Morning all, had to disappear last night to meet landlord as heating had gone off, luckily he fixed it :)
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Morning all, had to disappear last night to meet landlord as heating had gone off, luckily he fixed it :)

    Morning, yey for heating!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I know, I must have burnt some cals waiting for him yesterday and then whilst house was heating up again lol
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Why? were you doing some physical exercise to warm yourself up?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    No, but you burn more cals when you're cold don't you. I probably should have got the Wii out, but got under my blanket instead LOL
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    You could have exercised under the blanket :wink:
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    You could have exercised under the blanket :wink:

    I like the way you think
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Not on my own I couldn't lol
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Just popping in to say hello. I've been sleeping much better so I'm not up when all you are much anymore. Hope everyone is doing well.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Glad you're sleeping better then :)
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Thanks! But I am going through smut withdrawls. The daytime threads are so.....smutless. Is that a word?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    It is now!!!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    It isn't on urban dictionary but I stumbled upon:

    1. Smutmonkey 8 up, 2 down
    Noun.

    1. A person with a strong, uninhibited sexual appetite.

    2. A person who regularly engages in crass, sexually explicit conversations.

    3. A person who flings smut around like a monkey flings *kitten*.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    lol - that's great:
    3. A person who flings smut around like a monkey flings *kitten*.
    I have never seen a monkey do that at any zoo I've been to... why would they do that???
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member

    You could have exercised under the blanket :wink:

    I like the way you think

    Not on my own I couldn't lol

    really Bex? wow, i have perfected this!

    good morning everyone :)
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I meant it wouldn't burn many cals lol
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    It isn't on urban dictionary but I stumbled upon:

    1. Smutmonkey 8 up, 2 down
    Noun.

    1. A person with a strong, uninhibited sexual appetite.

    2. A person who regularly engages in crass, sexually explicit conversations.

    3. A person who flings smut around like a monkey flings *kitten*.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    I meant it wouldn't burn many cals lol

    more than just plain shivering haha
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I meant it wouldn't burn many cals lol

    You clearly aren't going hard enough at it :tongue:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I meant it wouldn't burn many cals lol

    You clearly aren't going hard enough at it :tongue:

    It's not the same for women is it!!!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    I meant it wouldn't burn many cals lol

    You clearly aren't going hard enough at it :tongue:

    It's not the same for women is it!!!

    i like to think it takes more effort for women...:laugh:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member

    You could have exercised under the blanket :wink:

    I like the way you think

    Not on my own I couldn't lol

    really Bex? wow, i have perfected this!

    good morning everyone :)

    WELL, HOW YOU DURRRIINNNNN? :flowerforyou: :love: :smokin:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Thought about you this morning OBOE...my polling place was a firehouse.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Thought about you this morning OBOE...my polling place was a firehouse.

    really? awwww, :-D
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member

    You could have exercised under the blanket :wink:

    I like the way you think

    Not on my own I couldn't lol

    really Bex? wow, i have perfected this!

    good morning everyone :)

    WELL, HOW YOU DURRRIINNNNN? :flowerforyou: :love: :smokin:

    This is what happens when you've been single for as long as i have....

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