The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    EASY
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Totally. Just post some adult content, insult the site, and attack someone personally. Oh wait, you meant roll it over into a new thread. Ignore the first part.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Think we have the adult content covered anyway!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Where's smutty hougty??? He'll take us over with adult content for sure!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Perhaps he's gathering material.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    The way to attract him is to say something perfectly innocent that he can twist into something dirty. He's lurking somewhere just waiting to pounce.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Good plan. Let's see if the works.

    My pants are really rubbing me the wrong way today.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    How is that perfectly innocent? LOL
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I was thinking of how much I'm looking forward to my soup at lunch with 2 lovely baps on the side!!!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Even I love a nice soft bap or two!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Translation needed. What's a bap? And also, when I say pants, I mean what you call trousers or jeans. We're both speaking English but can't communicate!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Sorry SeaRunner, I forget. A bap is slang over here for breasts, but it's actually just a bread roll lol
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    It's a soft bread roll. I have no idea where the name comes from but it's fun to say. And bap is also a euphemism for breasts, in case you didn't figure that out.

    Americans and Australians mean the same thing when they talk about pants. If you say pants in the UK you're talking about underwear.

    This endethe the language lesson!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Is it 20 posts per page? This is 19, next comment should lock us down!!!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Sorry SeaRunner, I forget. A bap is slang over here for breasts, but it's actually just a bread roll lol

    You put it more succinctly!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Let's see!!!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    We have no such bread or roll euphemism for breasts. The ones I can think of off the top of my head are melons, headlights, hooters, and ta tas. I'm sure there are many more but I'm tired and can't think of any at the moment.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    25 posts per page, the next one is lock down, who ill it be???
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Bristols is a good one from over here.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I think this post will roll the thread.

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