The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Favorite joke as told by my aunt...

    "So I was dating this fireman and as cute and sexy as he was he was not he was not good in bed. I tried and tried to get him to understand what he could do better and that things just were not getting done on my side without hurting his feelings. So, a couple of nights later things were getting hot and heavy when he asked how am I doing...remembering her was a real good fireman I simple said...'More hose, more hose, you are no where near the fire'"

    Really???
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I can't try tops on as I'm at work.

    I'm thinking the giant bap is the way forward, that way if I get peckish through my date I can just have a little nibble at myself :happy:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    My advice, all kidding aside, is to be subtle. Accentuate your assets but make him work for it a bit. They say it's much sexier when you have to use your imagination a bit rather than seeing everything upfront.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Thanks, and yes I agree with that one, I only get them out as a treat haha
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    exactly. my rule for first dates is sexy but in an efforless, simplistic way. i'm sure you'll look fabulous no matter what you wear. love the new pic!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Thanks, and yes I agree with that one, I only get them out as a treat haha

    Now that I'm learning Brittish English a bit, I do understand that baps are treats.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Thanks, and yes I agree with that one, I only get them out as a treat haha

    Now that I'm learning Brittish English a bit, I do understand that baps are treats.

    i believe that baps make the world a happier place. :bigsmile:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    exactly. my rule for first dates is sexy but in an efforless, simplistic way. i'm sure you'll look fabulous no matter what you wear. love the new pic!

    Thanks :flowerforyou:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    i believe that baps make the world a happier place. :bigsmile:

    On women, yes. On men, not so much.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    i believe that baps make the world a happier place. :bigsmile:

    On women, yes. On men, not so much.

    Agreed, I like a nice peachy bum on a guy :bigsmile:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Second the peachy bum. Sadly, with lost weight goes my bum. :mad:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I don't know what my bum is like, I've never really looked... but I don't think 'peachy' would be the best metaphor for it... my baps however...
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Second the peachy bum. Sadly, with lost weight goes my bum. :mad:
    I wish mine did :( Mine is barely fat, mainly muscle from rugby :sad:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I don't know what my bum is like, I've never really looked... but I don't think 'peachy' would be the best metaphor for it... my baps however...

    Picture???
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    muscular bums are also good on guys :) i'm doing my best to try to keep some of my bum through all of this... i like being curvy!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Second the peachy bum. Sadly, with lost weight goes my bum. :mad:
    I wish mine did :( Mine is barely fat, mainly muscle from rugby :sad:

    Nothing wrong with that hougt
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    I don't know what my bum is like, I've never really looked... but I don't think 'peachy' would be the best metaphor for it... my baps however...

    Picture???

    ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ :bigsmile:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I don't know what my bum is like, I've never really looked... but I don't think 'peachy' would be the best metaphor for it... my baps however...

    Picture???

    ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ :bigsmile:
    What, of my bum or my baps?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Bum :blushing:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Ladies first :wink:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Bum :blushing:

    yes please!!!!!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    We'll rate it out of 10 lol
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I will if you ladies will....
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i don't believe i have a bum pic... i have baps pics tho...
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Not sure what I have of my bum actually, I do have my horrible 'before' pics from a couple of weeks ago lol
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Well mine would be taken now so before ones I am sure will be awesome! Baps or bum are good for me oboeing :wink:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    They are awful, might turn you off women for life TBH lol

    How do I post pics? I know I've been told on this thread before
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Host your pics on somewhere like photobucket, then put the picture url between some image tags [*img] yourpichere [*/img] but remove the *
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    OK - My Bum... you ladies had better come up with the goods also :)

    IMG_20121102_141909.jpg

    ...well I spend a lot of my day sitting down :)
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    don't laugh, this is a few years ago, but aside from my hair, not much has changed...

    hawk.jpg

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