The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Note to anyone contemplating buying Ryvita Wholegrain Crispbreads. They're basically dust. So disappointed!

    Dust? Anyone?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Can I snort it?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Possibly!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    If I snort it, do I have to log the calories?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I'm pretty sure anything ingested through the nose is calorie free.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I'm pretty sure anything ingested through the nose is calorie free.

    Seriously??? I'm totally headed to the store right now for a box of donuts and a straw!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Would donuts be so appealing if we couldn't taste them?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Well at least swallowing after a BJ won't upset your diary:

    The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories.

    These are derived from protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.

    Other 'ingredients' present in semen include :

    Water
    Vitamin C
    Citric acid
    Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity
    Zinc
    Prostaglandins
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Please don't tell my husband!

    You'll raise his expectations and he might make unreasonable demands.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Well depending on a person's profession, lots of "servings" could add up.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Note to anyone contemplating buying Ryvita Wholegrain Crispbreads. They're basically dust. So disappointed!

    Dust? Anyone?

    I like the pumpkin seed ones, yummy
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Who's going to add it to the database?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Please don't tell my husband!

    You'll raise his expectations and he might make unreasonable demands.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Note to anyone contemplating buying Ryvita Wholegrain Crispbreads. They're basically dust. So disappointed!

    Dust? Anyone?

    I like the pumpkin seed ones, yummy

    I love that this comment popped up in the middle of the semen discussion!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Well at least swallowing after a BJ won't upset your diary:

    The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories.

    These are derived from protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.

    Other 'ingredients' present in semen include :

    Water
    Vitamin C
    Citric acid
    Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity
    Zinc
    Prostaglandins

    Disturbing yet informative :tongue:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    But, yes, the pumpkin seed ones are good. Silly me went for the lower calorie option.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Well at least swallowing after a BJ won't upset your diary:

    The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories.

    These are derived from protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.

    Other 'ingredients' present in semen include :

    Water
    Vitamin C
    Citric acid
    Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity
    Zinc
    Prostaglandins

    Disturbing yet informative :tongue:

    The post or Hougt generally?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
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    Disturbing yet informative :tongue:
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    The post or Hougt generally?
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    Both lol
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Agreed.

    So Hougt, any nutrional information on other bodily secretions?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Agreed.

    So Hougt, any nutrional information on other bodily secretions?

    Are there any other bodily secretions you'd want to swallow?

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