The kiss of death!!!!!
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DAYUM...look at the BAPS and BUNS on that girl in purple.....
Buns?0 -
*kitten* maybe?DAYUM...look at the BAPS and BUNS on that girl in purple.....
Buns?0 -
*kitten* maybe?DAYUM...look at the BAPS and BUNS on that girl in purple.....
Buns?
Arrr, yes, I was back in shape then, give me a few months and I'll be back there
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We can't have anything as obvious as *kitten* on this thread. It's supposed to be all about suggestion and innuendo.0
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And why isn't it being censored?0
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And why isn't it being censored?
Good point. S******s is and S****horpe is, so why not *kitten*?0 -
Who cares, all that matters is that you have a fantastic rack and a juicy ripe rump!0
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Who cares, all that matters is that you have a fantastic rack and a juicy ripe rump!
^^this^^
(i feel the need to add that i'm straight, but i am in full agreeance with hougt)0 -
Anyone got any jokes? Or can we get smutty, need to waste the last hour in work, or I might just die...........................................0
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Who cares, all that matters is that you have a fantastic rack and a juicy ripe rump!
^^this^^
(i feel the need to add that i'm straight, but i am in full agreeance with hougt)
If you other ladies would add a pic like Bex's I migh tbe straight as well!0 -
Who cares, all that matters is that you have a fantastic rack and a juicy ripe rump!
^^this^^
(i feel the need to add that i'm straight, but i am in full agreeance with hougt)
If you other ladies would add a pic like Bex's I migh tbe straight as well!
I'm not sure I could compete with Bex!0 -
i haven't let anyone take a picture of me since last year.... but i'll change mine to an old one if you prefer....0
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I'm sure you could, it's nothing special!0
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although i certainly couldn't compete with Bex either!!!!0
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Well... I've got Moobs (like Jagger) but I don't think I could compete with Bex either...0
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STOP IT NOW, No competition here!!!0
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haha you're just hot and sassy!0
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Every woman has their own special beautiful qualities....0
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You are all lovely, and I start back at rugby training tonight (game on sat, thrown myself in deep end) so I will soon be sassy :P0
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ok you asked for a joke... i'm gonna share my one good one (and it's appropriate for this audience!) gimme a minute to type it out... :bigsmile:0
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We're all sassy in our own ways :smooched:0
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Every woman has their own special beautiful qualities....
Maybe I should I said this more like "I would share my sausage with any of you ladies in a well trimmed yard"0 -
A man's car breaks down on the road at twilight, so he walks himself to a nearby farmhouse. He knocks on the door, and the most beautiful woman he has ever seen answers the door. He asks for a place to stay, and she calls her father to the door. The father agrees to let the man sleep in the barn. He walks him to the barn, and as he is closing the door, he says "if you don't sleep with my daughter, i'll let you marry her. But if you sleep with her, I'll shoot you." And he shuts the door behind him.
The man thinks, "wow, what a great deal!"
The next morning, the father opens the barn door, holding a shotgun. He yells and startles the man awake "Drop your pants".
The man drops his pants, and his man parts are covered in green glitter. The father shoots him dead.
This happens again a few weeks later, with the same outcome...
A third man gets a flat tire on the road at twilight, and walks to the farmhouse, is greeted by the same beautiful woman, led into the barn, and given the same warning.
The next morning, the father bursts into the barn with his shotgun. "Drop your pants!"
The man drops his pants. To the father's surprise, there is no green glitter. Shocked he says "You didn't sleep with my daughter! I am offering you her hand in marriage!"
The man smiles excitedly, and suddenly, the father raises his shotgun.
Green glitter.0 -
A man's car breaks down on the road at twilight, so he walks himself to a nearby farmhouse. He knocks on the door, and the most beautiful woman he has ever seen answers the door. He asks for a place to stay, and she calls her father to the door. The father agrees to let the man sleep in the barn. He walks him to the barn, and as he is closing the door, he says "if you don't sleep with my daughter, i'll let you marry her. But if you sleep with her, I'll shoot you." And he shuts the door behind him.
The man thinks, "wow, what a great deal!"
The next morning, the father opens the barn door, holding a shotgun. He yells and startles the man awake "Drop your pants".
The man drops his pants, and his man parts are covered in green glitter. The father shoots him dead.
This happens again a few weeks later, with the same outcome...
A third man gets a flat tire on the road at twilight, and walks to the farmhouse, is greeted by the same beautiful woman, led into the barn, and given the same warning.
The next morning, the father bursts into the barn with his shotgun. "Drop your pants!"
The man drops his pants. To the father's surprise, there is no green glitter. Shocked he says "You didn't sleep with my daughter! I am offering you her hand in marriage!"
The man smiles excitedly, and suddenly, the father raises his shotgun.
Green glitter.
Good one!0 -
Well people, I'm going away for a few days so don't be alarmed if you don't see me and my grapefruit for a bit.
Be good. I'll miss you.0 -
Have fun 0
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we will miss your wit and your grapefruits.... have a wonderful time!0
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Well people, I'm going away for a few days so don't be alarmed if you don't see me and my grapefruit for a bit.
Be good. I'll miss you.
If I put out the fire would you and those lucious grapefruits stay?0 -
Well people, I'm going away for a few days so don't be alarmed if you don't see me and my grapefruit for a bit.
Be good. I'll miss you.
If I put out the fire would you and those lucious grapefruits stay?
It's not you, it's me0 -
Well people, I'm going away for a few days so don't be alarmed if you don't see me and my grapefruit for a bit.
Be good. I'll miss you.
If I put out the fire would you and those lucious grapefruits stay?
It's not you, it's me
D'OH!0
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