The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    NEED MORE SMUT!!!!! :grumble: :explode: :angry:

    Hey, I was getting smutty with my thing about what they say about tall men. And short men for that matter.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Caption competition? What's on Bex mind in her current pic (Red dress looking thoughtful)

    Starter for 10 - "wow he's tall"
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Caption competition? What's on Bex mind in her current pic (Red dress looking thoughtful)

    Starter for 10 - "wow he's tall"

    And where is the smut in this???
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    NEED MORE SMUT!!!!! :grumble: :explode: :angry:

    Hey, I was getting smutty with my thing about what they say about tall men. And short men for that matter.

    you're forgiven, others need to take your lead lol :smile:
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Caption competition? What's on Bex mind in her current pic (Red dress looking thoughtful)

    Starter for 10 - "wow he's tall"

    And where is the smut in this???

    Sorry miss, I'll take my punishment
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Good, I'll just go and get my whip!!!!!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Caption competition? What's on Bex mind in her current pic (Red dress looking thoughtful)

    Starter for 10 - "wow he's tall"

    And where is the smut in this???

    "Man, would I love to butter those baps and bums!"
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Caption competition? What's on Bex mind in her current pic (Red dress looking thoughtful)

    Starter for 10 - "wow he's tall"

    And where is the smut in this???

    "Man, would I love to butter those baps and bums!"

    Too many cals in butter...
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    good morning everyone, sorry i'm late. not feelin so hot today.


    maybe i need someone to come tuck me in under my blanket?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    maybe i need someone to come tuck me in under my blanket?
    So I've just bought my plane ticket and will be with you in about 4 hours :)

    ...Oh, tuck... you want someone to tuck you under you blanket... my bad ;)
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    oh well, other things would be welcomed too....
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Purely for the use of the word smutty in the headline.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2229606/Married-preacher-Alex-Trott-accused-smutty-talk-sending-sexual-e-mails-groping-secretary-Ewa-Sycz.html
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    maybe he should be a part of KOD?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    maybe i need someone to come tuck me in under my blanket?
    So I've just bought my plane ticket and will be with you in about 4 hours :)

    ...Oh, tuck... you want someone to tuck you under you blanket... my bad ;)

    Genius! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    well, i mean, i would have to make it worth the plane ticket, right?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I'm sure you would do Oboe ;)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Would you two like the rest of us to leave you alone?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    haha on no, group smut is so much better!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    it's not a party wiyhout LOTS of baps!

    Bex, isn't your second date tonight?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    A group smut-a-thon - we should be doing this for charity!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Don't forget the sausages!
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Don't forget the sausages!

    A sausage between the baps and then a squirt of sauce?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    of course we have to have sausages with our baps!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Don't forget the sausages!

    A sausage between the baps and then a squirt of sauce?

    Do we have a new recruit?
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Don't forget the sausages!

    A sausage between the baps and then a squirt of sauce?

    Do we have a new recruit?

    We like new blood :devil:
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Don't forget the sausages!

    A sausage between the baps and then a squirt of sauce?

    Do we have a new recruit?

    Indeed. Do I have to go through initiation? I'll just put my clothes in the corner.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    [Indeed. Do I have to go through initiation? I'll just put my clothes in the corner.

    i like this one!!! you're good in my book (and it's better naked under the blanket)
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    [Indeed. Do I have to go through initiation? I'll just put my clothes in the corner.

    i like this one!!! you're good in my book (and it's better naked under the blanket)

    If you're under the blanket then surely the camera isn't going to be able to pick up much?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Don't be shy, Zomoniac, just jump straight in.

    Oh ...
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Don't be shy, Zomoniac, just jump straight in.

    Oh ...

    Where did shyness get anyone? :)

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