The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I think you missed Bex's threesomes!

    What subjects would you like, I should be able to contribute to most (not always through experience I must add) :wink:
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Why is so hard..............................................................................................to think of something smutty. :wink:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Main topics of discussion on this thread (in no particular order) have been:

    Dogging
    Streaking
    Bex's baps (not crusty)
    Nutritional content of semen
    Hougt's sausage (only 5 calories, but extra if you use full fat coke)
    My grapefruit (firm yet juicy)
    Chafing
    BJs
    The loss of my innocence

    Number of posts about fitness and losing weight: 8 (estimated)

    Have I missed anything important?

    No I think you're about right... I think we need more smutty subjects myself :devil:

    How could I have forgotten hammering, drilling, nailing, and other things to do with the contents of the toolbox?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I think you missed Bex's threesomes!

    What subjects would you like, I should be able to contribute to most (not always through experience I must add) :wink:

    Who was I having a threesome with???
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Who was I having a threesome with???
    Well if you can't remember that, something was wrong!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    There was definite talk of threesomes at one stage.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I think you missed Bex's threesomes!

    What subjects would you like, I should be able to contribute to most (not always through experience I must add) :wink:

    Who was I having a threesome with???

    Offers from pub regulars?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    That was it! And swinging is another subject to add to my list. Well we certainly keep the conversation moving, don't we?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Had to laugh over the weekend. Max Clifford was on the telly spouting off about something Jimmy Saville related, and he was standing in front of the world's biggest display of pampas grass.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Had to laugh over the weekend. Max Clifford was on the telly spouting off about something Jimmy Saville related, and he was standing in front of the world's biggest display of pampas grass.
    Haha genius!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    I have just been looking at another thread about weight fluctuations and some one commented that they 'swing either way' so the question is do you?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Well I don't have any pampas grass by my front door.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Well I don't have any pampas grass by my front door.
    Ah, you like it all smooth and cleanly shaven then??
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Well I don't have any pampas grass by my front door.
    Ah, you like it all smooth and cleanly shaven then??

    BOOM! Are you hougt in disguise?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    BOOM! Are you hougt in disguise?
    I could never claim that level of skill, it was an obvious euphemism that was left hanging for too long :) I am but a novice in comparison :)
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Well I don't have any pampas grass by my front door.
    Ah, you like it all smooth and cleanly shaven then??

    The force is strong in this one
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Hougt has a new padwan
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Can I just say, I've never heard it called 'pampas grass' before:frown:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    oh hello my friends! i've missed you! so glad to be done with SANDY!!!! ugh. that b*tch gotta go!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i just got caught up on the conversation and i don't know where to begin!!!!

    i'll take the sausage, no matter what kind of bubbly....

    and i see now we're on to hardwood flooring? i'm a big fan of my hardwood floors...:tongue:

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