The kiss of death!!!!!
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Morning all!!! That was a catch up to be had there!
Welcome Zomoniac... I like your buttocks :drinker:0 -
Did someone remember to untie Bernadette and Obo?0
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Nope, they are still all tied up!!!0
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Well for god's sake tell Hought not to go and pee on them!0
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Yeah that's an area of smut we don't need to get in to!!! :noway:0
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Oh yeah, right... that would be disgusting..... :blushing:0
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Well for god's sake tell Hought not to go and pee on them!
Is that classed as 'watersports' in which case we can add that to the list. I must admit when we get someone new and we do a resume of what has been discussed it looks very impressive.0 -
It is yes!!! lol
Where is everyone else today? Bern must have got free as she's just commented on my profile...
Do we think the newbie will return???0 -
Was a bit of a struggle but I managed to untie myself. Lucky we went for the silk scarves and not the handcuffs.
Have just eaten my melon and grapes smothered in creamy yoghurt so am all set for the day.0 -
Was a bit of a struggle but I managed to untie myself. Lucky we went for the silk scarves and not the handcuffs.
Have just eaten my melon and grapes smothered in creamy yoghurt so am all set for the day.
Grapes on your melons... Interesting
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Was a bit of a struggle but I managed to untie myself. Lucky we went for the silk scarves and not the handcuffs.
Have just eaten my melon and grapes smothered in creamy yoghurt so am all set for the day.
Grapes on your melons... Interesting
Preferable to nuts I suppose.0 -
Oh I don't know... :blushing:0
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Not really, no. A mash of food-themed double entendres, mostly.
I'm still laughing at this!0 -
I leave you alone for a little while and you move a new man in and get smuttier
Only kidding, welcome to the party
Did I miss a picture of Bern's Baps? (another great butty shop name)0 -
I leave you alone for a little while and you move a new man in and get smuttier Only kidding, welcome to the party
Did I miss a picture of Bern's Baps? (another great butty shop name)
Maybe we could open a Smut Mall? We've already got Bex's Baps, Bern's Baps and Hougt's Sausages ...
What's going on with the tache? It seems to have escaped from your top lip!0 -
I leave you alone for a little while and you move a new man in and get smuttier Only kidding, welcome to the party
Did I miss a picture of Bern's Baps? (another great butty shop name)
Maybe we could open a Smut Mall? We've already got Bex's Baps, Bern's Baps and Hougt's Sausages ...
What's going on with the tache? It seems to have escaped from your top lip!
Surely your shop should be fruit themed Bernadette?0 -
I leave you alone for a little while and you move a new man in and get smuttier Only kidding, welcome to the party
Did I miss a picture of Bern's Baps? (another great butty shop name)
Maybe we could open a Smut Mall? We've already got Bex's Baps, Bern's Baps and Hougt's Sausages ...
What's going on with the tache? It seems to have escaped from your top lip!
I am going for a rather epic Mo for Movember, the larger it is, the more donations I will get0 -
I leave you alone for a little while and you move a new man in and get smuttier Only kidding, welcome to the party
Did I miss a picture of Bern's Baps? (another great butty shop name)
Maybe we could open a Smut Mall? We've already got Bex's Baps, Bern's Baps and Hougt's Sausages ...
What's going on with the tache? It seems to have escaped from your top lip!
Surely your shop should be fruit themed Bernadette?
Well I was just going along with what Hougt said but really it would be wrong of me to go into competition with you, especially since you were there first. So suggestions for my fruit shop please.0 -
I am going for a rather epic Mo for Movember, the larger it is, the more donations I will get
When does it become so epic it's a beard?0 -
Morning All.
I love coming back here and having to catch up.I have to keep raising my cup of tea to hide my smile and giggles0 -
I am going for a rather epic Mo for Movember, the larger it is, the more donations I will get
When does it become so epic it's a beard?
When it joins the sides so it will be stopping before then0 -
Morning All.
I love coming back here and having to catch up.I have to keep raising my cup of tea to hide my smile and giggles
It's fun, isn't it? Especially first thing in the morning, because all sorts can go on overnight!0 -
When it joins the sides so it will be stopping before then
I am going for a rather epic Mo for Movember, the larger it is, the more donations I will get
When does it become so epic it's a beard?0 -
Isnt it against the rules to touch the sides?0
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Isnt it against the rules to touch the sides?
Personally I prefer it to touch the sides. Or are we talking about something else?0 -
If its something else so do I...0
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me 3, what's the point if it doesn't? LOL0
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Are you one about the sausage touching the sides of the baps, or the sides of the sauce pot?
...really, that was a total failure of euphemism...:indifferent:0 -
Gee whiz, one day in the office and I fall 6 pages behind. Good morning/evening everyone..0
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Are you one about the sausage touching the sides of the baps, or the sides of the sauce pot?
...really, that was a total failure of euphemism...:indifferent:
Haha sauce pot :laugh:0
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