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The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    salty nuts and buttered baps.

    i have fabulous skills when it comes not losing a drop, and i have incredible forearm strength and stamina (i waited tables for 10 years), so you have no cause for concern there. and i am a total professional, making sure my customers always get what they want....

    harvo, the blankey is at my house....
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Changing subject a second as this is just too good to pass on.
    Have you all seen this...
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/791892-quite-possibly-the-funniest-thing-i-ve-ever-read
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    salty nuts and buttered baps.

    i have fabulous skills when it comes not losing a drop, and i have incredible forearm strength and stamina (i waited tables for 10 years), so you have no cause for concern there. and i am a total professional, making sure my customers always get what they want....

    harvo, the blankey is at my house....
    Coming over now...and will not charge for cuddling....
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Changing subject a second as this is just too good to pass on.
    Have you all seen this...
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/791892-quite-possibly-the-funniest-thing-i-ve-ever-read

    oh my god. i'm laughing so hard i'm crying. too much!!!!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Changing subject a second as this is just too good to pass on.
    Have you all seen this...
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/791892-quite-possibly-the-funniest-thing-i-ve-ever-read

    oh my god. i'm laughing so hard i'm crying. too much!!!!

    My staff are quite concerned, they have never seen me cry but I can''t share it with them or I'll get fired
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I emailed it to everyone in my office.. Not one smile or s****** :noway:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Wow my first senser :drinker: all I said was sn.i.gg.er
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Wow my first senser :drinker: all I said was sn.i.gg.er

    That was my first as well. You also can't say S****horpe. But *kitten* is fine.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Wow my first senser :drinker: all I said was sn.i.gg.er

    ............ my .................................................................................. .........................*kitten* is fine.

    Yes, yes it is :wink:

    Sorry couldn't resist doctoring the quote
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    so we can talk about all this stuff and you get sensored on that???? wow. haha
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    so we can talk about all this stuff and you get sensored on that???? wow. haha

    This stuff? What stuff? I thought we were just talking about tubified pork sandwiches with a side of large fruits?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    don't forget the sauce for the tubified pork sandwiches.
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Quite. So sometimes I like to squeeze out a bit of my sauce over baps. Nothing wrong with that.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Don't forget the dogging
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    So sometimes I'm wandering around the car park at night and someone in a car looks to have some nice baps, and I help dress them with some sausage and a good squirt of sauce. Nothing untoward about that. Sometimes you just need to assemble a snack in a layby of an evening.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    You should have been out walking the dog when you see someone in a car...
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    I assumed that was a given. The dog likes a taste of my sausage anyway, only seems fair.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i very much believe in sharing my baps with as many people as possible. I believe it makes the world a little brighter.
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    That's the kind of festive spirit we like! If anyone wants a taste of my sausage they're quite welcome. Sauce optional but inevitable.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i would assume sauce comes with the sausage...
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Like I said, it's an optional extra. If you're just having a sly taste of the sausage you probably won't get to appreciate the full impact of the sauce in the way you would if you got to spend a bit more time with it and learn your way around its intricate complexities.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I see the Friday afternoon silliness has set in.

    Anyone for a squeeze of my grapefruit?
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    I see the Friday afternoon silliness has set in.

    Anyone for a squeeze of my grapefruit?

    Does that count towards my 5 a day? If so yes please!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Can't see why not. Just as long as I'm not expected to polish knobs.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    But polishing knobs would burn calories
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Will you help? I'm sure Chris would be up for it!
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    My knob needs a good polish. I used to be able to see my face in it.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Always looks bigger after a good polish
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i don't know about knobs, but i'm good at polishing poles
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    and your good at sliding down them :wink:
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