The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Hay, when are you other ladies going to supply your baps photos, come on Bex and Obob came up with the goods :grumble:

    I'm too shy
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Well between you and Bex there is certainly a lot of bap to be had! Perhaps we should do a 2013 calendar, same theme as the Christmas party... I'm thinking calendar girls.. I'l just go and get my camera :)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    That's a really old photo of me too. With the extra weight my grapefruit/baps are much bigger now.

    And stop drooling. You'll make the thread all sticky!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    bigger baps = more joy... i'm hoping i can keep mine! :)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Mine will shrink but there'll still be room for a sausage!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    are you sure it's drool making the thread sticky?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Mine will shrink but there'll still be room for a sausage!
    Hay... hay you can't say that and then not post a photo before they shrink!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    are you sure it's drool making the thread sticky?
    Is it sticky like the pole* you slide on? (*no offence to sticky polish people)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    are you sure it's drool making the thread sticky?

    Good point. Could be anything really.

    On that cheery note, I feel we've been in fine form today and all deserve an extra bap on our dinner plates. Thank you and good night.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Goodnight Bernadette!!!!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    are you sure it's drool making the thread sticky?
    Is it sticky like the pole* you slide on? (*no offence to sticky polish people)

    the pole i slide on just isn't polished often enough.
    and i'm part polish....haha
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    A part polish pole polisher?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I think I have been abandoned with nothing but a damp pile of clothes in the corner :sad:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    not abandoned, i was tied up for a few minutes...

    only figuratively, not literally, unfortunately.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Obo you're making me blush again!

    Let me just get out the rope and cuffs ;)
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i've got tie down straps in the night stand....
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    :flowerforyou:

    I need to go for a run to cool down lol - see you in a little while :)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Bloody hell, you two!!!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    would you prefer to tie me down Bernadette?
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Right, I've read everything. Dogging, baps, semen, threesomes and Coke assisted oral sex.

    Here's my bum:

    bum.jpg

    Can I play now?
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Hmmm... I'd never noticed I had such childbearing hips before. Not sure they're going to be much use.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Wow, you're really taking this seriously. And we'd already decided to keep you!
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    If I'm going to do something I should make the effort to do it properly :)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    True. As you can see the rest of us take this thread quite seriously. I devote quite a lot of my working day to it.
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    As, it seems, will I. It's all downhill for me from here, isn't it?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Yup. But you'll have plenty of friends to go with you.
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    \o/

    There are worse things than descending into a heathen pit of bums and cleavage, I'm sure.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    so you've read it all from page one....

    can you tell what's going on because I haven't a clue...
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Not really, no. A mash of food-themed double entendres, mostly.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Mooooooorning - TGIF :smile: How are we all today?

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