The kiss of death!!!!!

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    And Bernadette, you're not allowed any days off for Xmas, food logging yes (1 week I say not 2) but you have to log in and say hi, that's the law!!!
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    And Bernadette, you're not allowed any days off for Xmas, food logging yes (1 week I say not 2) but you have to log in and say hi, that's the law!!!

    Well obviously I'll still be logging in here! I really only meant not logging food. I might be able to manage just the 1 week. But it depends how much I eat during that 1 week and what's left over at the end of it!
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    So suggestions for my fruit shop please.

    Feeling Fruity or Fresh and Fruity?
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    Or Basket of Delights?
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    Feeling Fruity or Fresh and Fruity?

    The don't sound naughty enough for the Smut Mall.

    What's your food then? Sausages and sauce pots are taken!
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    Or Basket of Delights?

    Better!
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    The don't sound naughty enough for the Smut Mall.

    What's your food then? Sausages and sauce pots are taken!

    I was thinking of being unoriginal and have a hardware store specialising in door furniture called Knobs and Knockers but it's already been done, I'll put my thinking cap on
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    So not enough smutage today folks, what's going on???:grumble:
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    good morning everyone. sorry to be late to the party, i got myself tangled up.

    bernadette, what about magnificient melons?
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    good morning everyone. sorry to be late to the party, i got myself tangled up.

    bernadette, what about magnificient melons?
    Hey, the party doesn't start till you come....
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    ...under your blanket
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    oh yes, when i come under my blanket, the party is definitely in full swing.
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    Bex's Blankets "You will come to realize these are the best for your needs"
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    We need a drinking establishment - how about the Slipit Inn?
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    We need a drinking establishment - how about the Slipit Inn?

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
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    We need a drinking establishment - how about the Slipit Inn?
    I have some friends that are lawyers that could join us....

    "Wee, Skrewem and hough"
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    Fill yourself up at the "Slipit Inn"
    Just an hour or all night, we have everything to keep you coming... back
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    Fill yourself up at the "Slipit Inn"
    Just an hour or all night, we have everything to keep you coming... back

    :laugh: :laugh:
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    i just got back from talking to my (incredibly hot) boss and came back to this. What a wonderful idea!!!! Can i be the inn house bar wench?????
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    I thought you could be the dancer. What with you pole skills :drinker:
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    Afternoon all. I'd have thought your pole skills were fairly advanced anyway, Tracey.
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    i just got back from talking to my (incredibly hot) boss and came back to this. What a wonderful idea!!!! Can i be the inn house bar wench?????

    You have my vote IF you bring your favorite blanket...
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    i just got back from talking to my (incredibly hot) boss and came back to this. What a wonderful idea!!!! Can i be the inn house bar wench?????

    Possibly, it depends how good your wrist action is, as traditional UK beer pumps need a strong pull, so as long as you can pull one off with a decent head and not spill a drop you are hired :wink:
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    well, that's a good point. ok pole, here i come (under my blanket) at the Slipit Inn!!!
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    Possibly, it depends how good your wrist action is, as traditional UK beer pumps need a strong pull, so as long as you can pull one off with a decent head and not spill a drop you are hired :wink:

    Do you take me for an amateur????
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    Do you take me for an amateur????

    Not at all, but I would be a poor Landlord if I didn't make sure I had quality staff.

    So on to bar snacks, anyone for salty nuts?
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    This thread needs more videos of its users' pump action skills.
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    Salty nuts are better than sweat ones..... sorry I meant sweet ones
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    That was quite lame, sorry :blushing:
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    That was quite lame, sorry :blushing:

    Ummm,,,,it worked for me...(where is that dang blanket?)
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