The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    And Bernadette, you're not allowed any days off for Xmas, food logging yes (1 week I say not 2) but you have to log in and say hi, that's the law!!!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    And Bernadette, you're not allowed any days off for Xmas, food logging yes (1 week I say not 2) but you have to log in and say hi, that's the law!!!

    Well obviously I'll still be logging in here! I really only meant not logging food. I might be able to manage just the 1 week. But it depends how much I eat during that 1 week and what's left over at the end of it!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    So suggestions for my fruit shop please.

    Feeling Fruity or Fresh and Fruity?
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Or Basket of Delights?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    So suggestions for my fruit shop please.

    Feeling Fruity or Fresh and Fruity?

    The don't sound naughty enough for the Smut Mall.

    What's your food then? Sausages and sauce pots are taken!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Or Basket of Delights?

    Better!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    So suggestions for my fruit shop please.

    Feeling Fruity or Fresh and Fruity?

    The don't sound naughty enough for the Smut Mall.

    What's your food then? Sausages and sauce pots are taken!

    I was thinking of being unoriginal and have a hardware store specialising in door furniture called Knobs and Knockers but it's already been done, I'll put my thinking cap on
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    So not enough smutage today folks, what's going on???:grumble:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    good morning everyone. sorry to be late to the party, i got myself tangled up.

    bernadette, what about magnificient melons?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    good morning everyone. sorry to be late to the party, i got myself tangled up.

    bernadette, what about magnificient melons?
    Hey, the party doesn't start till you come....
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    ...under your blanket
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    oh yes, when i come under my blanket, the party is definitely in full swing.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Bex's Blankets "You will come to realize these are the best for your needs"
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    We need a drinking establishment - how about the Slipit Inn?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    We need a drinking establishment - how about the Slipit Inn?

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    We need a drinking establishment - how about the Slipit Inn?
    I have some friends that are lawyers that could join us....

    "Wee, Skrewem and hough"
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Fill yourself up at the "Slipit Inn"
    Just an hour or all night, we have everything to keep you coming... back
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Fill yourself up at the "Slipit Inn"
    Just an hour or all night, we have everything to keep you coming... back

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i just got back from talking to my (incredibly hot) boss and came back to this. What a wonderful idea!!!! Can i be the inn house bar wench?????
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I thought you could be the dancer. What with you pole skills :drinker:
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Afternoon all. I'd have thought your pole skills were fairly advanced anyway, Tracey.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    i just got back from talking to my (incredibly hot) boss and came back to this. What a wonderful idea!!!! Can i be the inn house bar wench?????

    You have my vote IF you bring your favorite blanket...
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    i just got back from talking to my (incredibly hot) boss and came back to this. What a wonderful idea!!!! Can i be the inn house bar wench?????

    Possibly, it depends how good your wrist action is, as traditional UK beer pumps need a strong pull, so as long as you can pull one off with a decent head and not spill a drop you are hired :wink:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    well, that's a good point. ok pole, here i come (under my blanket) at the Slipit Inn!!!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i just got back from talking to my (incredibly hot) boss and came back to this. What a wonderful idea!!!! Can i be the inn house bar wench?????

    Possibly, it depends how good your wrist action is, as traditional UK beer pumps need a strong pull, so as long as you can pull one off with a decent head and not spill a drop you are hired :wink:

    Do you take me for an amateur????
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    i just got back from talking to my (incredibly hot) boss and came back to this. What a wonderful idea!!!! Can i be the inn house bar wench?????

    Possibly, it depends how good your wrist action is, as traditional UK beer pumps need a strong pull, so as long as you can pull one off with a decent head and not spill a drop you are hired :wink:

    Do you take me for an amateur????

    Not at all, but I would be a poor Landlord if I didn't make sure I had quality staff.

    So on to bar snacks, anyone for salty nuts?
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    This thread needs more videos of its users' pump action skills.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Salty nuts are better than sweat ones..... sorry I meant sweet ones
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    That was quite lame, sorry :blushing:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    That was quite lame, sorry :blushing:

    Ummm,,,,it worked for me...(where is that dang blanket?)
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