How do I get my wife to stop lifting heavy?

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  • graceylou222
    graceylou222 Posts: 198 Member
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    I really hope you're joking...?

    Lifting weights is really good for women, from a fitness and appearance point of view, as well as from a physiological/health point of view, for example it helps to improve bone density...

    Technically a woman shouldn't be able to get too big, or body-builder-like without taking a little extra something on the side, our bodies don't produce enough testosterone...

    this ^^^
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    " HOw do you get your wife to stop lifting heavy "???

    Answer: GET OFF HER !!

    hehe.

    BA DUM PSH!
  • YogaNikki
    YogaNikki Posts: 284 Member
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    Would it help if I spray-painted her dumbbells pink?

    I definitely think it would. Dipped in glitter too.

    I actually would be more inclined to lift if the dumbbells were pink and glittery.

    Pink and glitter makes everything awesome :)
  • SarahCW1979
    SarahCW1979 Posts: 572 Member
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    Would it help if I spray-painted her dumbbells pink?

    I definitely think it would. Dipped in glitter too.

    Just not round the handle bit, that stuff itches.
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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    lol, this is great. it's funny that some people still believe this stuff. girls that lift heavy only get hotter, unless they take steroids... then they just get scary
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
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    Hey guys, I'm having a bit of trouble at home lately. Recently, my wife has gotten into lifting heavy weights. How can I tell her to stick to cardio with the rest of the ladies without sounding like a total jerk? I told her than men don't really like women who lift, but she said I should love her no matter what. She's trying to lose weight anyway, so lifting weights is really counter productive. It's only been about 2 weeks, but already she's started bulging and her shirts are ripping to shreds. We can't really afford to buy new clothes every month. She's also started growing dark hair in all the wrong places, and her sex drive is through the roof (I'm still sore). What am I supposed to do?

    Shackle that bish to the stove where she belongs.
  • cmacphee3
    cmacphee3 Posts: 278 Member
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    :D Thanks for cracking me up!
  • chachita7
    chachita7 Posts: 996 Member
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    LOL... good luck with your prob....
  • Carlyannabelle
    Carlyannabelle Posts: 621 Member
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    Would it help if I spray-painted her dumbbells pink?

    I definitely think it would. Dipped in glitter too.

    Ooooo glitter!!! Even better!
  • BriskaPacojame
    BriskaPacojame Posts: 197
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    Love this!!

    Funny as *kitten* made funnier by the people who don't realize it's hilarious.

    Edit to say, I want pink glittery weights!! lol
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    I'm sorry but she's ripping through shirts and growing hair all in a couple of weeks? this is not normal she is on something. There are heavy lifting guys out there that can't do that in two weeks. I don't agree with you telling her that she shouldn't be lifting and all that junk, but if she's turning into the hulk I can see why that is a turn off. Find out what the real problem is.
    Bless your heart :flowerforyou:
  • Celestialfairie
    Celestialfairie Posts: 134
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    Would it help if I spray-painted her dumbbells pink?

    I definitely think it would. Dipped in glitter too.

    Ooooo glitter!!! Even better!

    Bedazzle. Rhinestones are all the rage.
  • HeelsAndBoxingGloves
    HeelsAndBoxingGloves Posts: 916 Member
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    Would it help if I spray-painted her dumbbells pink?

    I definitely think it would. Dipped in glitter too.

    I actually would be more inclined to lift if the dumbbells were pink and glittery.

    Pink and glitter makes everything awesome :)

    pink_dumbbells_merchandise_card-p137152388266581721en8bb_216.jpg:drinker:
  • Muscles_Curves
    Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
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    I think we all should do weight bearing exercises.

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  • MariaMariaM
    MariaMariaM Posts: 1,322 Member
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    What a troll post
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    I really hope you're joking...?

    Lifting weights is really good for women, from a fitness and appearance point of view, as well as from a physiological/health point of view, for example it helps to improve bone density...

    Technically a woman shouldn't be able to get too big, or body-builder-like without taking a little extra something on the side, our bodies don't produce enough testosterone...
    Bless your heart as well. :flowerforyou:
  • natalianogueira
    natalianogueira Posts: 76 Member
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    Would it help if I spray-painted her dumbbells pink?

    I definitely think it would. Dipped in glitter too.

    I actually would be more inclined to lift if the dumbbells were pink and glittery.

    Pink and glitter makes everything awesome :)

    pink_dumbbells_merchandise_card-p137152388266581721en8bb_216.jpg:drinker:



    MOTHER OF GOD! WANT! :love:
  • naculp
    naculp Posts: 225 Member
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    Posting in an epic thread
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    Time out.... i am not bulky. i lift 5-6/week. i am far from being bulky at all. i am 5'3 and 133 lbs. i am a competitor. there are ways to lift and not get big. alot of that is what she is putting into her body to fuel it... if she is eating excessive amounts of carbs fats and proteins then yes she can get bigger cuz she is over feeding her muscles! the key is a clean lean diet and then she can lift AND do cardio and STILL look feminine :)
    it IIIISSS possible... i've done it!
    Same for you ma'am:flowerforyou:
  • megandme120
    megandme120 Posts: 95 Member
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    Why are you letting her out of the kitchen long enough to go to the gym? Tell her to make you a sammy like a good little woman.

    :laugh: :wink:
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