Pop Tarts have chemicals that could kill you instantly

FlaxMilk · October 2012

You know, the shock-and-awe propaganda always amuses me. Why do people honestly believe that marketers would put deadly, toxic, caustic, carcinogenic, or other chemicals in food?

THEY WANT YOU TO BUY MORE PRODUCT!

If they poison you, then you will either:

A) Die! And not buy more product

or

Somehow link said poisoning and subsequent adverse affects back to them and SUE THE **** out of them!

Why do people never use their brains????? :noway:

Well, it works for the cigarette industry. And different foods over the years have had some pretty interesting things in them.

tbruegg · October 2012

WELL WELL I DO SAY I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH AND THIS WAS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some of you could be comedians if you loose your day jobs........

grim_traveller · October 2012

I haven't experienced any of these symptoms, but I have had an erection lasting for 4 hours or longer. IS this normal?

Man, if this were true, can you imagine how many more PopTarts they'd be selling? They couldn't keep up. Folks would be driving to Mexico to get black market PopTarts.

wftiger · October 2012

Can I repair my plaster walls with pop tarts? If so, which flavor?

Wondering if they would work for floor tiles. I just bought a place with crappy carpeting that needs replacing. I'm thinking the Brown Sugar Cinnamon ones would pass for hard wood floors right?

jflint86 · October 2012

Best thread ever...you people are hilarious :laugh:

Capt_Apollo · October 2012

Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts I'm officially freaked out!

I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for ya

l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah

one born every minute

Trapwolf · October 2012

hahahahaha love this.

ginabiina · October 2012

i am so happy i read this thread... thanks for the laughs:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:

gooellie · October 2012

All processed food such as this has chemicals in them der!!!! everyone should know that what people don't know is racemic mixtures are basically you have two molecules of the same chemical and one is structurally built different so gives it a whole new function. All chemicals rely on structure and function! So that means it might have the same chemical but does completely different function. Keep that in mind when you read about chemicals.

cmcollins001 · October 2012

I had heard Pop Tarts were developed by NASA as heat shield tiles for the Space Shuttle.

Actually they use corn. Mostly because nothing can break down corn.

cmcollins001 · October 2012

All processed food such as this has chemicals in them der!!!! everyone should know that what people don't know is racemic mixtures are basically you have two molecules of the same chemical and one is structurally built different so gives it a whole new function. All chemicals rely on structure and function! So that means it might have the same chemical but does completely different function. Keep that in mind when you read about chemicals.

Huh? :huh:

dalana84 · October 2012

So the blueberry poptarts have meth in them you say? And the filling is blue, you say?

I think I know who is behind all of this.

:flowerforyou: :drinker:

bushidowoman · October 2012

I am Superwoman! I have proven that poptarts are ineffective against my awesome powers!

3foldchord · October 2012

All processed food such as this has chemicals in them der!!!! everyone should know that what people don't know is racemic mixtures are basically you have two molecules of the same chemical and one is structurally built different so gives it a whole new function. All chemicals rely on structure and function! So that means it might have the same chemical but does completely different function. Keep that in mind when you read about chemicals.

yay- I wish more people understood that concept!