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HeavyLiftGirl
HeavyLiftGirl Posts: 1,267 Member
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I would like to know why bottles of water have nutrition facts listed on the side? Really. What idiot would honestly think there are calories, fat or carbs in water?!?
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  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Mine:

    I would like to know why bottles of water have nutrition facts listed on the side? Really. What idiot would honestly think there are calories, fat or carbs in water?!?

    I want to know why they have expiration dates...
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Mine:

    I would like to know why bottles of water have nutrition facts listed on the side? Really. What idiot would honestly think there are calories, fat or carbs in water?!?

    The same reason the words "Caution: Hot coffee" are on the side of Coffee cups. lol :laugh:
  • HeavyLiftGirl
    HeavyLiftGirl Posts: 1,267 Member
    Mine:

    I would like to know why bottles of water have nutrition facts listed on the side? Really. What idiot would honestly think there are calories, fat or carbs in water?!?

    I want to know why they have expiration dates...

    LOL! Good one.
  • thebowhunter
    thebowhunter Posts: 173
    Why does the moon follow my car? How can it keep following my car and not other peoples cars?
  • HeavyLiftGirl
    HeavyLiftGirl Posts: 1,267 Member
    Why does the moon follow my car? How can it keep following my car and not other peoples cars?

    Hahaha! Nice.
  • Angie_1991
    Angie_1991 Posts: 447 Member
    I would like to know why people on welfare drive a nicer vehicle than me........how is that possible? When I see someone come in the office/hospital...see their caresource insurance card and I pay for MY insurance...and they pulled up in a Cadillac........a new one......REALLY???? HOW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????????????????
  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
    What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
    I would like to know why people on welfare drive a nicer vehicle than me........how is that possible? When I see someone come in the office/hospital...see their caresource insurance card and I pay for MY insurance...and they pulled up in a Cadillac........a new one......REALLY???? HOW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????????????????

    baby daddy bought the car
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Why do the high line wires appear to move up and down when you look at them while driving?
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    I was once told that the sky is blue because if it was green we wouldn't know where to stop mowing...is this true?
  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
    That can't be true cos the Earth is flat, so you stop mowing when you reach the edge.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Why are there three threads a day regarding TOM?

    And another two about birth control?

    Why do people try to say "WOMEN ONLY" or "MEN ONLY"? We're all going to answer no matter what. Sometimes just to pee in their Wheaties.
  • HeavyLiftGirl
    HeavyLiftGirl Posts: 1,267 Member
    That can't be true cos the Earth is flat, so you stop mowing when you reach the edge.

    :laugh:
  • whitehairedguy64
    whitehairedguy64 Posts: 105
    Why me???
  • SuperstarDJ
    SuperstarDJ Posts: 443 Member
    Mine:

    I would like to know why bottles of water have nutrition facts listed on the side? Really. What idiot would honestly think there are calories, fat or carbs in water?!?

    The same reason the words "Caution: Hot coffee" are on the side of Coffee cups. lol :laugh:
    Or why I have a packet of peanuts in my kitchen that says, "May contain nuts" on the back.

    I should f***ing hope so!
  • dalana84
    dalana84 Posts: 75 Member
    I would like to know why people on welfare drive a nicer vehicle than me........how is that possible? When I see someone come in the office/hospital...see their caresource insurance card and I pay for MY insurance...and they pulled up in a Cadillac........a new one......REALLY???? HOW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????????????????
    This

    Ive noticed nicer cars, perfectly manicured nails, fresh highlights, and shopping spreees. Not to mention full fridges and the super duper directtv package..... meanwhile I'm working my butt off with chipped nail polish, split ends, and a vehicle that hanging on for dear life. :indifferent:
    How does that work?
  • HoneyBadgerVin
    HoneyBadgerVin Posts: 166
    Should I stay or should I go? If I go there will be trouble. If I stay it will be double.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    hookers or blow?
  • timmymon
    timmymon Posts: 304 Member
    Who the hell let those damn dogs out =(
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
    How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
    Who the hell let those damn dogs out =(

    ME!
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
    I would like to know why people on welfare drive a nicer vehicle than me........how is that possible? When I see someone come in the office/hospital...see their caresource insurance card and I pay for MY insurance...and they pulled up in a Cadillac........a new one......REALLY???? HOW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????????????????

    Or why do they have Iphones and pay with food stamps!!
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
    Why does the moon follow my car? How can it keep following my car and not other peoples cars?

    It's either the aliens or the zombies....and they are coming to get you!
  • FirefitMike
    FirefitMike Posts: 85 Member
    Thank government regulations.
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    bikhi Posts: 175
    if you say 'bless you' when an atheist sneezes, does it work?
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    Why are there Chinese food/donut shop combo restaurants?



    And my most compelling question of all time...
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  • Francesca3162
    Francesca3162 Posts: 520 Member
    What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


    Although a definitive answer would of course require further measurements, published species-wide averages of wing length and body mass, initial Strouhal estimates based on those averages and cross-species comparisons, the Lund wind tunnel study of birds flying at a range of speeds, and revised Strouhal numbers based on that study all lead me to estimate that the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Was the janitor really supposed to perform a pre- papsmear? With his mouth?
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
    I was once told that the sky is blue because if it was green we wouldn't know where to stop mowing...is this true?

    Yes its true.
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
    Was the janitor really supposed to perform a pre- papsmear? With his mouth?

    Bahahaha...no. He tried it with me too.

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