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  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
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    Who the hell let those damn dogs out =(

    ME!
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
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    I would like to know why people on welfare drive a nicer vehicle than me........how is that possible? When I see someone come in the office/hospital...see their caresource insurance card and I pay for MY insurance...and they pulled up in a Cadillac........a new one......REALLY???? HOW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????????????????

    Or why do they have Iphones and pay with food stamps!!
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
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    Why does the moon follow my car? How can it keep following my car and not other peoples cars?

    It's either the aliens or the zombies....and they are coming to get you!
  • FirefitMike
    FirefitMike Posts: 85 Member
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    Thank government regulations.
  • bikhi
    bikhi Posts: 175
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    if you say 'bless you' when an atheist sneezes, does it work?
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
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    Why are there Chinese food/donut shop combo restaurants?



    And my most compelling question of all time...
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/705680-why-does-this-exist
  • Francesca3162
    Francesca3162 Posts: 520 Member
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    What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


    Although a definitive answer would of course require further measurements, published species-wide averages of wing length and body mass, initial Strouhal estimates based on those averages and cross-species comparisons, the Lund wind tunnel study of birds flying at a range of speeds, and revised Strouhal numbers based on that study all lead me to estimate that the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    Was the janitor really supposed to perform a pre- papsmear? With his mouth?
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
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    I was once told that the sky is blue because if it was green we wouldn't know where to stop mowing...is this true?

    Yes its true.
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
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    Was the janitor really supposed to perform a pre- papsmear? With his mouth?

    Bahahaha...no. He tried it with me too.
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
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    What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    african or european?
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    I would like to know why people on welfare drive a nicer vehicle than me........how is that possible? When I see someone come in the office/hospital...see their caresource insurance card and I pay for MY insurance...and they pulled up in a Cadillac........a new one......REALLY???? HOW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????????????????

    Or why do they have Iphones and pay with food stamps!!

    Maybe, just maybe they had the Iphones and then lost their jobs... :noway:
  • I_wanna_live
    I_wanna_live Posts: 227 Member
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    What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    European or African?
  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
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    "Why am I *still* here?" (as in still alive, functioning human, I've accomplished nothing in my life, so...)
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    Where do the missing socks go???!!!!
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
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    I would like to know why people on welfare drive a nicer vehicle than me........how is that possible? When I see someone come in the office/hospital...see their caresource insurance card and I pay for MY insurance...and they pulled up in a Cadillac........a new one......REALLY???? HOW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????????????????
    This

    Ive noticed nicer cars, perfectly manicured nails, fresh highlights, and shopping spreees. Not to mention full fridges and the super duper directtv package..... meanwhile I'm working my butt off with chipped nail polish, split ends, and a vehicle that hanging on for dear life. :indifferent:
    How does that work?

    its stolen??
  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
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    I would like to know why people on welfare drive a nicer vehicle than me........how is that possible? When I see someone come in the office/hospital...see their caresource insurance card and I pay for MY insurance...and they pulled up in a Cadillac........a new one......REALLY???? HOW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????????????????

    Or why do they have Iphones and pay with food stamps!!

    Maybe, just maybe they had the Iphones and then lost their jobs... :noway:

    Or perhaps they get the phone for free?
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    I would like to know why people on welfare drive a nicer vehicle than me........how is that possible? When I see someone come in the office/hospital...see their caresource insurance card and I pay for MY insurance...and they pulled up in a Cadillac........a new one......REALLY???? HOW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????????????????

    Or why do they have Iphones and pay with food stamps!!

    Maybe, just maybe they had the Iphones and then lost their jobs... :noway:
    hmm
  • I_wanna_live
    I_wanna_live Posts: 227 Member
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    Who the hell let those damn dogs out =(

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  • I_wanna_live
    I_wanna_live Posts: 227 Member
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    Where do the missing socks go???!!!!

    The trolls eat them, but only the left ones...

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