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  • kenazfehu
    kenazfehu Posts: 1,188 Member
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    Why were the directions for opening the thermos inside the thermos?
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    Why does the moon follow my car? How can it keep following my car and not other peoples cars?

    My 4 year old wants to know this too. Like every day she asks me. The sun follows us too. I guess we're special like that.......

    time for a restraining order, i think...
  • Bob314159
    Bob314159 Posts: 1,178 Member
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    Or why I have a packet of peanuts in my kitchen that says, "May contain nuts" on the back.

    I should f***ing hope so!

    Cause peanuts are not nuts - they are more like peas
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    Why were the directions for opening the thermos inside the thermos?

    speaking of the thermos,

    if you put something hot in it, it stays hot.
    if you put something cold in it, it stays cold.
    how does it know?

    :bigsmile:

    i know, it's the punchline to a corny old joke...
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
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    Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    After reading through half of that long stream of questions, I have to say: Some of them are pretty dumb. For example: Sit up and sit down do not mean the same thing.
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
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    where will the dalai lama be reincarnated
  • ItsTheBeebs
    ItsTheBeebs Posts: 127
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    Who picks up a guide dogs poop?
    How does a deaf person know if someone is shouting or yawning?
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

    Neither. They were both created through a long process of evolution.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    when i eat chinese food, i am hungry 20 minutes later.
    if a tiger eats a chinese man, is it hungry 20 minutes later too?
  • momjeannes
    momjeannes Posts: 32
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    why, when I've just spent $150 at the grocery store, is there still NOTHING to eat??
  • FabMrFox
    FabMrFox Posts: 259 Member
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    if you say 'bless you' when an atheist sneezes, does it work?

    It works if you believe it works :) the atheist probably doesn't think it works
  • NYChick84
    NYChick84 Posts: 331 Member
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    Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? :tongue: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jackflak
    jackflak Posts: 153 Member
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    Why does it still burn!!
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
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    Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

    I belive she .....................I can't type the rest of it the MFP cops will flag me
  • I_wanna_live
    I_wanna_live Posts: 227 Member
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    Why do you burn a cd, when you want to copy data to it; and rip a cd, when you want to copy data from it?
  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
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    Should I stay or should I go? If I go there will be trouble. If I stay it will be double.

    So come on and let me know, should I stay or should I go?
  • LosinItAll2012
    LosinItAll2012 Posts: 238 Member
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    Who the hell let those damn dogs out =(

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    Cutest damn thing EVER!!
  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
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    What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    african or european?

    Huh? I... I don't know that.
    Auuuuuuuugh.
  • Owsla135
    Owsla135 Posts: 350 Member
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    Who really IS the man?

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