List your burning, unanswered life questions here

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  • kenazfehu
    kenazfehu Posts: 1,188 Member
    Why were the directions for opening the thermos inside the thermos?
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Why does the moon follow my car? How can it keep following my car and not other peoples cars?

    My 4 year old wants to know this too. Like every day she asks me. The sun follows us too. I guess we're special like that.......

    time for a restraining order, i think...
  • Bob314159
    Bob314159 Posts: 1,178 Member

    Or why I have a packet of peanuts in my kitchen that says, "May contain nuts" on the back.

    I should f***ing hope so!

    Cause peanuts are not nuts - they are more like peas
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Why were the directions for opening the thermos inside the thermos?

    speaking of the thermos,

    if you put something hot in it, it stays hot.
    if you put something cold in it, it stays cold.
    how does it know?

    :bigsmile:

    i know, it's the punchline to a corny old joke...
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
    Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    After reading through half of that long stream of questions, I have to say: Some of them are pretty dumb. For example: Sit up and sit down do not mean the same thing.
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
    where will the dalai lama be reincarnated
  • ItsTheBeebs
    ItsTheBeebs Posts: 127
    Who picks up a guide dogs poop?
    How does a deaf person know if someone is shouting or yawning?
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

    Neither. They were both created through a long process of evolution.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    when i eat chinese food, i am hungry 20 minutes later.
    if a tiger eats a chinese man, is it hungry 20 minutes later too?
  • momjeannes
    momjeannes Posts: 32
    why, when I've just spent $150 at the grocery store, is there still NOTHING to eat??
  • FabMrFox
    FabMrFox Posts: 259 Member
    if you say 'bless you' when an atheist sneezes, does it work?

    It works if you believe it works :) the atheist probably doesn't think it works
  • NYChick84
    NYChick84 Posts: 331 Member
    Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? :tongue: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jackflak
    jackflak Posts: 153 Member
    Why does it still burn!!
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
    Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

    I belive she .....................I can't type the rest of it the MFP cops will flag me
  • I_wanna_live
    I_wanna_live Posts: 227 Member
    Why do you burn a cd, when you want to copy data to it; and rip a cd, when you want to copy data from it?
  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
    Should I stay or should I go? If I go there will be trouble. If I stay it will be double.

    So come on and let me know, should I stay or should I go?
  • LosinItAll2012
    LosinItAll2012 Posts: 238 Member
    Who the hell let those damn dogs out =(

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    Cutest damn thing EVER!!
  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
    What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    african or european?

    Huh? I... I don't know that.
    Auuuuuuuugh.
  • Owsla135
    Owsla135 Posts: 350 Member
    Who really IS the man?
  • LosinItAll2012
    LosinItAll2012 Posts: 238 Member
    After reading through half of that long stream of questions, I have to say: Some of them are pretty dumb. For example: Sit up and sit down do not mean the same thing.
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    Well if you were laying down, and "sit up" you would end up in the same position as if you were standing and "sit down" wouldn't you??? :smile:
  • iRebel
    iRebel Posts: 378 Member
    why does everything cost so much? And why am I willing to pay $4 for coffee?
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    Why does Mexican music stations always come in when all others won't?
  • katrwal
    katrwal Posts: 336 Member
    Mine:

    I would like to know why bottles of water have nutrition facts listed on the side? Really. What idiot would honestly think there are calories, fat or carbs in water?!?

    The same reason the words "Caution: Hot coffee" are on the side of Coffee cups. lol :laugh:
    Or why I have a packet of peanuts in my kitchen that says, "May contain nuts" on the back.

    I should f***ing hope so!

    Or "gluten free" on a package of meat. No kidding!
  • rsm1972
    rsm1972 Posts: 283
    I would like to know why people on welfare drive a nicer vehicle than me........how is that possible? When I see someone come in the office/hospital...see their caresource insurance card and I pay for MY insurance...and they pulled up in a Cadillac........a new one......REALLY???? HOW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????????????????

    I honestly agree with you :):) Makes No Sense!!
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
    Why does it burn when I pee?
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    where the hump did i put my car keys.
  • Tilran
    Tilran Posts: 627 Member
    Why do you park on drive-ways and drive on park-ways?
  • sisierra
    sisierra Posts: 659 Member
    Who the hell let those damn dogs out =(

    ROFLMAO!!!
  • sisierra
    sisierra Posts: 659 Member
    But...did T-Pain ever buy that girl a drink?

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