chat room instructions

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  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    The cloud was a funny squarish shape and kept giving numbers to the munchkins. The munchkins started focusing more and more on those numbers instead of enjoying life, being healthy, being active and having energy to do lots of fun things like hike to the rivers and streams and play in the candyland park with their mini-munchkins. The numbers began ruling their thoughts and lives.
  • deanea
    deanea Posts: 1,437
    ....many of the munchkins became frantic, confused, wondering why the numbers given to them by the dark sqaure shape went up some days, down others, they talked with each other, they went to the vault that "Banks" protected with the ancient texts, they talked to the veteran munchkins and......
  • yoginimary
    yoginimary Posts: 6,788 Member
    The Veteran munchkins passed down ancient wisdom and artifacts. The first of the artifacts was a long strip with numbers. These are the magical numbers the munchkins were looking for. The second artifact was a pinching machine. This bent their bellies, bottoms, and bulges; yet, they were no longer deceived by the dastardly, dishonest, and distorted digits of the density determination device.
    The third artifact was
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    ..........the third artifact was a magical book filled with all the wisdom of the ages. This book would sit with the munchkins for as long as they wanted it to. Munchkins could wiggle their tiny fingers over its surface and could ask it anything, and it would auto-magically reply with an answer to their question. Sometimes the munchkins didn't believe the magical book and would wiggle their fingers and argue with it. They would declare that that was the way for some, but not for them. And so it was. Each munchkin finds his own magical answer.....
  • Eve23
    Eve23 Posts: 2,352 Member
    but through it all the magical wisdom was passed along to many a new munchkin. Motivation was spread regardless of the storms of discouragement. With the help of the Committee of Motivation and Support....
  • yoginimary
    yoginimary Posts: 6,788 Member
    All munchkins found their way to enLIGHTenment.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    ...enlightenment by way of the rainbow bridge......................
  • deanea
    deanea Posts: 1,437
    ...as many a munchkin bumpity bumped their way across the rainbow bridge of enlightenment towards the field of ice cream and chocolate sauce they wondered why many times when they started tohead over the bridge they lost all control and in a group they feasted until....
  • Loretta_Jo
    Loretta_Jo Posts: 609 Member
    ….they realized that it really wasn’t as good as they had remembered it to be or thought it would be. And they thought to themselves….do I really want to wear this and have to carry it around with me all the time?….or do I want to be free of the burden of the excess pounds that bog them down and cause them to feel badly and hurt their joints? They then rethought their path to good health and ......
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    And returned to their green tea saunas, days at the gym etc., until they were healthy, energetic and happy. Soon the cloud of discouragement began to dissolve as the munchkins remembered that this was about so much more than the weird numbers - which eventually continued in a downward trend as they became healthier anyway.
  • kjllose
    kjllose Posts: 948 Member
    But once in a while there came to munchkinland an evil witch called Frustration. She was a wicked witch who try would try to cast all kinds of spells. The worst spell was the " I'M NOT LOSING ANYTHING" spell which would sometimes catch the munchkins unawares and ...
  • deanea
    deanea Posts: 1,437
    ...this witch was not unknown, she had been coming unexpectantly, and uninvited for years, many munchkins had their theories on how to stop her from entering...the one munchkin, Anne, the cookies and cream sister had always been convinced that one of the ways she got in was because she tricked people into eating little bites in their sleep of her sinful extras that they were unaware of it tricked them into letting her in during their dreams...
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
    bump, is the story over?
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    we also get the queen of confusion in..she loves to mess with all the new munchkins heads...but, viviakay comes to the rescue and chants THE answers to THE questions and helps lessen the confusion......As the sun sets at cupcake mountain, sir banks gets his band together and plays guitar hero for all the munchkins.....He rocks!!!! we are hoping that amandas husband will break down and let amanda play soon.........


    (amanda wants a wii)
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    .....we represent the Lullaby League, the Lullaby League, the Lullaby League.

    And in the name of ...the Lullaby Leeeeeeaaaguuuee: We wish to welcome you to MUNCHKIN LAND.

    (...pulling covers over head) :yawn:

    I love a good bedtime story.
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
    I BUMP YOU in the name of all that is good and ...um.... healthy?
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    oh banks.....you have started something....this whole chat room is causing me to lose all track of time and not get things done around the house. I was telling Lisa that I had to set a timer. We were chatting for hours last night. I think at one time we had 6 or 7 on there. It was a blast. I stopped at 10ish and others stayed on later. Jonell was on until after 1am her time. ADDICTING!!! I guess what I am trying to say is....
    Thanks Banks:flowerforyou: this is a blast and a great way to get to know each other outside of posting. YOU ROCK:glasses: :drinker:
  • deanea
    deanea Posts: 1,437
    :glasses:
  • deanea
    deanea Posts: 1,437
    I'm finally not going to be a chat room virgin,.....:smile:
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    I'm finally not going to be a chat room virgin,.....:smile:
    I missed you by a few minutes but left a message on there if you long back in soon
  • Loretta_Jo
    Loretta_Jo Posts: 609 Member
    I found the chat room. :flowerforyou:
  • lorelai63
    lorelai63 Posts: 417 Member
    I found the chat room. :flowerforyou:


    Great Loretta, I am going to find you in there one day..Lolly
  • Oh cool. I didn't even know MFP had a chat room. Thanks!
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    oh banks.....you have started something....this whole chat room is causing me to lose all track of time and not get things done around the house. I was telling Lisa that I had to set a timer. We were chatting for hours last night. I think at one time we had 6 or 7 on there. It was a blast. I stopped at 10ish and others stayed on later. Jonell was on until after 1am her time. ADDICTING!!! I guess what I am trying to say is....
    Thanks Banks:flowerforyou: this is a blast and a great way to get to know each other outside of posting. YOU ROCK:glasses: :drinker:

    :laugh: Boy, did I regret that! :laugh: It is way too fun on there! The timer thing is a good idea...lol.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    10-4 on the timer. My whole life is on a timer right now. When to eat, when to go to the gym, how long to spend on MFP, how long to spend on email, when to get up (of course.) Timers, cell phones, washers, dryers - beeping runs my life.

    beep-bump
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    10-4 on the timer. My whole life is on a timer right now. When to eat, when to go to the gym, how long to spend on MFP, how long to spend on email, when to get up (of course.) Timers, cell phones, washers, dryers - beeping runs my life.

    beep-bump

    :laugh: :laugh: I hear you Cheryl:flowerforyou:
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
    I'm glad people like it! :happy:
    I took a weekend off of major computer stuff. I needed it, rough work week
    and I had a wedding yesterday anyway. I'll be full blast again this week but
    atleast I had a day with minimal computer time.
  • sophialittle
    sophialittle Posts: 344 Member
    :tongue: :tongue: bumpity bump! loving story time!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    :yawn:
  • yoginimary
    yoginimary Posts: 6,788 Member
    Bump quote 2:

    "Outside a dog, man's best friend is a book. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."

    Groucho Marx
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