What do you eat for breakfast?

jofjltncb6

I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

jofjltncb6

I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

robin52077

I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

I just want to see how skinny that first quote can get.

Hey, we've discovered the secret to getting skinny...keep talking...lol

starla5881

I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

No, we're all enjoying watching the text box's contractions. Ah, the miracle of forum life.

jofjltncb6

I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

No, we're all enjoying watching the text box's contractions. Ah, the miracle of forum life.

No kidding.

jofjltncb6

I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

No, we're all enjoying watching the text box's contractions. Ah, the miracle of forum life.

No kidding.

I'm all out of reproductive system/kid puns...just bumping this because it's Thanksgiving.

Cranktastic

I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

No, we're all enjoying watching the text box's contractions. Ah, the miracle of forum life.

No kidding.

I'm all out of reproductive system/kid puns...just bumping this because it's Thanksgiving.

my what a cute bump you have!

jofjltncb6

I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

No, we're all enjoying watching the text box's contractions. Ah, the miracle of forum life.

No kidding.

I'm all out of reproductive system/kid puns...just bumping this because it's Thanksgiving.

my what a cute bump you have!

So you're saying I look pregnant???

:huh:

Cranktastic

I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

No, we're all enjoying watching the text box's contractions. Ah, the miracle of forum life.

No kidding.

I'm all out of reproductive system/kid puns...just bumping this because it's Thanksgiving.

my what a cute bump you have!

So you're saying I look pregnant???

:huh:

um...<pregnant pause>

jofjltncb6

I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

No, we're all enjoying watching the text box's contractions. Ah, the miracle of forum life.

No kidding.

I'm all out of reproductive system/kid puns...just bumping this because it's Thanksgiving.

my what a cute bump you have!

So you're saying I look pregnant???

:huh:

um...<pregnant pause>

I wasn't expecting that.

bgraz1994

Monay through friday I dance very early in the morning so I have to keep my weekday breakfast light. Usually I have a slice of watermelon, fresh blackberries, and fresh strawberries with a few almonds.

On weekends I love to make an egg wrap in a whole wheat tortilla, wth yogurt and frozen fruit!

venusrockstar

I either do meat and nuts or steel cut oats with blueberries.

JingleMuffin

oatmeal / porridge. i eat it every day for b fast at work and it saves me. its so easy all you need is a coffee maker or microwave for the hot water in a coffee cup. if you dont like oatmeal change your mind about it. its awesome

stehmari

3 egg whites scrambled with spinach
arnolds multigran w/ flax sandwhich thins toasted with 2 tbs roasted red pepper hummus
1- morningstar orginal vegetarian sausage patty

maberdine

I have the same thing almost every day. A little boring maybe, but it is really tasty and pretty healthly. I have greek yogurt with berries and granola and two boiled eggs. I boil a dozen eggs on Sunday evenings and eat them for breakfast all week. I usually go out for breakfast one day/week so I only need six days worth of boiled eggs.

theconstantgardener

I swear by porridge. No need for milk, after having it with water a few times I grew to prefer it and per 40g portion it is 140kcal instead of 270kcal. It's so filling and just use a teaspoon of light hot chocolate powder which makes the whole bowl taste like melted chocolate for only 20 kcal. Reduced sugar jam is also a good shout.

JenNuma

Bump for later!

jofjltncb6

Bump for later!

Bump for now!

shrinkingislander

Apple Pie Oatmeal - Steel cut oats, 1/2 shredded granny smith apple, splash real (local) apple maple syrup - so yummy, cinnamon, slivered almonds

jessicaclairel

I am running low on groceries (which means a trip to the store in the near future, boo) so I ate a bagel with cream cheese. Simple.