Answer me this tough question....

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  • SafioraLinnea
    SafioraLinnea Posts: 628 Member
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    There are two items in that direction, both less than adequate for fending off the zombie apocalypse.

    An empty plastic 1 litre liquid measuring cup with handle (ooo boy I'll bop them on the noggin, that will fix things *sarcasm*)
    or
    A kleenex box with about 15 tissues left in it. *roll eyes*
  • wobblychopz
    wobblychopz Posts: 13 Member
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    a cold beer..... maybe get the Zombies drunk then I'm off the hook?!
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
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    wow I can throw water in someone's face. and then chuck the cup at them. what a weapon!
  • RunMyOregonBunsOff
    RunMyOregonBunsOff Posts: 862 Member
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    A folding chair...hmmm I guess it could be worse.
  • amnsetie
    amnsetie Posts: 666 Member
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    Health pack!!
    that's handy
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
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    Hehehe, if I tilt my laptop slightly, that finger will be pointing to the corner where my bo sticks, bokken, and nunchaku are leaned.
  • conraj74
    conraj74 Posts: 182
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    The maintenance guy. Well at least he should slow him down a little bit.
  • MDawg81
    MDawg81 Posts: 244 Member
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    It's my 26 inch tv. More awkward than heavy, but I'll have a time just walking around hitting zombies with it.
  • Hope1861
    Hope1861 Posts: 13 Member
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    A copy of Billy Collin's, BALLISTICS (poems)

    I could ask the zombies to confirm or deny the quote by Juan Ramon Jimenez prefaced in Collin's, THE FIRST NIGHT:

    The worst thing about death must be the first night.

    To which, the zombies would most probably reply, "You'll know soon enough..."

    Do zombies talk?
  • skylark916
    skylark916 Posts: 7
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    My iPod usb cable... that might be useful for decapitation.
  • AggieFan2011
    AggieFan2011 Posts: 551 Member
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    A folding chair...hmmm I guess it could be worse.

    I remember when I used to watch WWE with my brother back in the day that was the weapon of choice a lot of the time. I think you'll be fine! :laugh:
  • jb852013
    jb852013 Posts: 116
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    a pooh baby ride on toy.
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
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    Box of ballpoint pens...

    ...I shall use them like mini throwing spears.
  • thejess
    thejess Posts: 33 Member
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    pillows

    those zombies better not want to have a sleepover :laugh:
  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
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    Soda can :( I'm screwed
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
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    My diary...i better start writing my last words to my loved ones lol
  • Starla_
    Starla_ Posts: 349
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    a pillow... as long as i can sneak a brick in the pillowcase im all good
  • BBehnke84
    BBehnke84 Posts: 537 Member
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    Lol looks like I'm throwing an office chair at them....
  • kokie2010
    kokie2010 Posts: 10
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    The wall.
    I'm screwed.
  • lt3ag4s
    lt3ag4s Posts: 835 Member
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    an office chair

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