Answer me this tough question....

chelle_fri

It's a terrarium with my ball python. Hell yeah! if it was to the right we'd have a problem *stares at blank wall*

brevislux

A sweater... Damn.

NocturnalGirl

A fan... blow them away! lol

ZeeShay

plastic knitting needles hmmmm....

dhakiyya

my child's soft toy called "doopy" it's a pink and white bear type thing that has antennae (alien bear??) and it has a zip in the back so you can put another small toy inside it.

maybe it has some kind of magical powers to destroy zombies....?

Helloitsdan

http://www.target.com/p/patch-owl-lamp-includes-cfl-bulb/-/A-14110196?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=Google_PLA_df&LNM=|14110196&CPNG=Lighting&kpid=14110196&ci_gpa=pla&ci_sku=14110196


LOL i'm ****ed!

amnsetie

LOL! Kitchen table and chairs, a raincoat, and a gallon jug of vegetable oil.

pour vegetable oil on the ground.
zombies will slip and fall over
then you can attack them more easily with the chairs.
use raincoat to protect you from spatter

meeper123

Guess i am tossing my dog at them lol

fstephanie4

My phone. It has a really bright flashlight. maybe I can blind them long enough to find an epic weapon and kick their *kitten*? I'd say my dogs but they are a tad soppy and would just lick them rather than bite them....:huh:

loliblullama

http://www.target.com/p/patch-owl-lamp-includes-cfl-bulb/-/A-14110196?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=Google_PLA_df&LNM=|14110196&CPNG=Lighting&kpid=14110196&ci_gpa=pla&ci_sku=14110196


LOL i'm ****ed!

Maybe, but you die knowing you owned the most epic of epic lamps.

YcatsFursworth

.... a pillow.....

daffodilsoup

A modest-sized houseplant.

shell22holmes

A wall........I'm done! Save yourselves !!!!!!

SarahCW1979

Well Im totally screwed then, I have my guitar capo to the left.... it could be a ninja star of sorts I guess...

Crisitunity

A blanket, a glass of water, a ball of twine, tooth floss, a clipboard.

TrailRunner61

Subway coupons and a blood pressure cuff.

TrixieTN

A bottle of water... I hope they aren't like gremlins and multiply when they get wet...

Molly_Maguire

An almost-empty bottle of Powerade Zero fruit punch. And My 10 month old son. Baha! :laugh:

pa_jorg

A calendar. Maybe I can inflict some serious paper cuts?

Chrysopteron

A toaster!!! (And one that only works when it feels like it to boot...)

I already see myself flying at them and forcing their dead hands down the holes and THEN holding the thingy down (the switch-type thing is wilful and mostly comes straight back up again, so if we want toast, we have to stand there and hold it down...)

Then I have two options:

1) Electricity doesn't go through zombies, since they're dead and all dried up and I can only pray that they don't like their hands toasted and shove off - one after the other in a nice, orderly fashion, mind you! - or

2) Electricity DOES work through them and I'll have found an easy way out of a slow/painful/disgusting or otherwise unpleasant death by frying us into a quick and largely painless chubby-girl-wrestling-zombie-stir-fry - GENIUS, INNIT?! ; )