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    Answer me this tough question....

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    • Posts: 6,803 Member
      Ulysses by James Joyce. Curses, I'm stuck protecting myself with literature. >.<

      read it to them and they will go to sleep, old literature does that to me anyway.
    • Posts: 3,187 Member
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      read it to them and they will go to sleep, old literature does that to me anyway.

      Or give them nasty papercuts :D
    • Posts: 203 Member
      A Post-It.....well I'm f**ked
    • Posts: 429 Member
      giant paper clip and empty breakfast bowl. I'm dead! Always said I wanted to go first, so as to be spared the trauma of running and hiding!
    • Posts: 117 Member
      A ten gallon aquarium. :/
    • Posts: 263 Member
      Oh...I'm screwed...the item to my left is a polka dot snuggie! hahahaha!
    • Posts: 447 Member
      A cup of green tea and a Furby. Hmm, hoping furby has violent tendencies when provoked lol
    • Posts: 120 Member
      A bottle of sriracha. Nice.
    • Posts: 15
      my huaband, the way he passes wind they won't come anywhere near :explode:
    • Posts: 140 Member
      a persimmon and the Matrix on DVD.

      I...

      nice knowing you all I suppose
    • Posts: 169
      yeah, this is bad, absolutely nothing to my left :laugh: so really, the only thing is the window itself, but if you go beyond that it's the driveway with a f-150 hahaha, i'll take it :happy:
    • Posts: 2,284 Member
      Oh Great!! My damn Water Bottle. How the hell am I going to survive with just that. Well I guess it just hiding and hydrating for me.
    • Posts: 467 Member
      A 22 thank you.

      o_o;

      I might throw my printer at them. It doesn't work.
    • Posts: 441
      a computer tower.. im going to die but i will beat the **** out of a few on my way
    • Posts: 124
      A clock radio! Maybe I can find a station that plays elevator music and make them sleepy. :happy:
    • Posts: 21
      my bed is the weapon, unless you count me twisted around a little, than it's a couple of milk crates. Sounds pretty tough. :)
    • Posts: 3,562 Member
      A 6 foot ladder. Too unwieldy for bashing them on the head, but I guess I could push them away with it, and then use it to climb to higher ground. Are zombies good climbers?
    • Posts: 1,407 Member
      Mine is a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.....the lighter might be useful...
    • Posts: 227 Member
      VERY large calcumlator and a pint glass..could be worse!
    • Posts: 1,373 Member
      My ps3 remote.... hey it might work on killing zombies you never know!! Lol.
    • Posts: 114
      I three foot piece of steel rod :)

      I might have a fighting chance.
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
      A sock. It's pink. I'm so gonna get eaten :/
    • Posts: 1,349 Member
      Scored a pen! I bet I can do something with a pen.
    • Posts: 4,676 Member
      An envelope...I will paper cut their butts to death!!!
    • Posts: 89 Member
      My Xbox controller.... lol that helps me kills zombies in Black Ops 2! not so sure about real ones lol
    • Posts: 1,680 Member
      A small tin pail full of pencils and pens. . . might be able to McGyver something or at least get stabby, I suppose.
    • Posts: 228 Member
      Lincoln logs...lol
    • Posts: 4,078 Member
      TV remote control and 2 cushions, looks like I will have to rely on my Ninja skills.
    • Posts: 6,400 Member
      As I'm at work, there are several things at hand! I'm thinking bashing people in the head with my desk phone would be the best choice. May also tuck the staple remover in my pocket - those toothy things could do some damage! And maybe a couple pens to stab people with? Damnit, my scissors are on the right...
    • Posts: 2,736 Member
      <===== My Operation Pen. Someone's gettin' it in the eyeball!
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