Answer me this tough question....

chelle_fri · November 2012

It's a terrarium with my ball python. Hell yeah! if it was to the right we'd have a problem *stares at blank wall*

brevislux · November 2012

A sweater... Damn.

NocturnalGirl · November 2012

A fan... blow them away! lol

ZeeShay · November 2012

plastic knitting needles hmmmm....

dhakiyya · November 2012

my child's soft toy called "doopy" it's a pink and white bear type thing that has antennae (alien bear??) and it has a zip in the back so you can put another small toy inside it.

maybe it has some kind of magical powers to destroy zombies....?

Helloitsdan · November 2012

http://www.target.com/p/patch-owl-lamp-includes-cfl-bulb/-/A-14110196?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=Google_PLA_df&LNM=|14110196&CPNG=Lighting&kpid=14110196&ci_gpa=pla&ci_sku=14110196

LOL i'm ****ed!

amnsetie · November 2012

LOL! Kitchen table and chairs, a raincoat, and a gallon jug of vegetable oil.

pour vegetable oil on the ground.
zombies will slip and fall over
then you can attack them more easily with the chairs.
use raincoat to protect you from spatter

meeper123 · November 2012

Guess i am tossing my dog at them lol

fstephanie4 · November 2012

My phone. It has a really bright flashlight. maybe I can blind them long enough to find an epic weapon and kick their *kitten*? I'd say my dogs but they are a tad soppy and would just lick them rather than bite them....:huh:

loliblullama · November 2012

http://www.target.com/p/patch-owl-lamp-includes-cfl-bulb/-/A-14110196?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=Google_PLA_df&LNM=|14110196&CPNG=Lighting&kpid=14110196&ci_gpa=pla&ci_sku=14110196

LOL i'm ****ed!

Maybe, but you die knowing you owned the most epic of epic lamps.

YcatsFursworth · November 2012

.... a pillow.....

daffodilsoup · November 2012

A modest-sized houseplant.

shell22holmes · November 2012

A wall........I'm done! Save yourselves !!!!!!

SarahCW1979 · November 2012

Well Im totally screwed then, I have my guitar capo to the left.... it could be a ninja star of sorts I guess...

Crisitunity · November 2012

A blanket, a glass of water, a ball of twine, tooth floss, a clipboard.

TrailRunner61 · November 2012

Subway coupons and a blood pressure cuff.

TrixieTN · November 2012

A bottle of water... I hope they aren't like gremlins and multiply when they get wet...

Molly_Maguire · November 2012

An almost-empty bottle of Powerade Zero fruit punch. And My 10 month old son. Baha! :laugh:

pa_jorg · November 2012

A calendar. Maybe I can inflict some serious paper cuts?

Chrysopteron · November 2012

A toaster!!! (And one that only works when it feels like it to boot...)

I already see myself flying at them and forcing their dead hands down the holes and THEN holding the thingy down (the switch-type thing is wilful and mostly comes straight back up again, so if we want toast, we have to stand there and hold it down...)

Then I have two options:

1) Electricity doesn't go through zombies, since they're dead and all dried up and I can only pray that they don't like their hands toasted and shove off - one after the other in a nice, orderly fashion, mind you! - or

2) Electricity DOES work through them and I'll have found an easy way out of a slow/painful/disgusting or otherwise unpleasant death by frying us into a quick and largely painless chubby-girl-wrestling-zombie-stir-fry - GENIUS, INNIT?! ; )

Chrysopteron · November 2012

I guess I could also keep some tea ready and invite them for some nice hot toast - maybe they'll be so thrilled they keep me aliveas a sort of teahouse-keeper?!