I'm Dreading Thankgiving

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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I hate how there is only enough skin on turkeys to actually cover them. The skin to meat ratio makes me sad.
    As a child I didn't like turkey only the skin.
    My parents would sigh handing me a plate of turkey skin.

    Same here. Skin and stuffing.
  • aqua_marine_light
    aqua_marine_light Posts: 52
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    Because I am not going to see my family....:drinker:

    Yay!!! Me neither!!!:laugh:
  • IronPlayground
    IronPlayground Posts: 1,594 Member
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    My sister-in-law use to make a huge pumpkin cheesecake every Thanksgiving, but she moved to New York.
    This year, my mother-in-law is making pumpkin cheesecake ... but in these tiny friggin muffin wrappers.
    Seriously, WTF?!
    The only good thing about them is that I'll be able to turn them inside out over my mouth and swallow them whole.

    Marnie, I just ate some pumpkin cheesecake. Downside? There is only one cheesecake for 10 people. This doesn't work for me. I need at least half of one to myself if not the whole one.
  • olives28
    olives28 Posts: 56
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    ugh i hate it when other people try to eat food..like no..leave it all for me
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
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    They pour me a glass of wine instead of setting out a bottle at each place setting.

    This is a real world problem!!! Come to my house... we use glasses that hold a full bottle each :)

    I'm going to your house too.
  • cyndyv
    cyndyv Posts: 18
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    16 gauge!!! :laugh:
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
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    No room to eat more than a couple bites at a time. What bites to eat first? Squash dressing? Green bean casserole? Chocolate pie? Nobody should have to make those kinds of decisions. :cry:
  • marywilsoncline
    marywilsoncline Posts: 301 Member
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    Turducken.. why stop with chicken? Why can't we stuff a quail and dove in there too? Maybe a hummingbird?

    :noway: I did laugh out loud after i read this and did a double take :laugh:
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
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    This thread is truth.
  • smnmltn
    smnmltn Posts: 18 Member
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    Turducken.. why stop with chicken? Why can't we stuff a quail and dove in there too? Maybe a hummingbird?



    I smother mine in peanut butter, wrap with aluminum foil, putt it on top of the Jeep exaust manifold, let the engine idle for six or seven hours, cover it with bacon and stuff a porkchop in the middle, then stuff all that in a honey smoked ham, deep fry the whole thing for 45 minutes, and make a porkrind gravy with the reserveed bacon fat.

    My cholesterol went up 400 points just reading that...is it bad that I can smell the bacon? #therapy needed STAT
  • minsooky
    minsooky Posts: 59
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    There is never enough cranberry sawce. And if you fill your entire plate with it people will give you the stankeye...#firstworldproblems

    Oh well, I am making nutella cheesecake covered in reese's cups to make up for it.
  • ThePartyGoblin
    ThePartyGoblin Posts: 42
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    This is my favorite thread ever and I love you all.
  • JosephVitte
    JosephVitte Posts: 2,039
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    They try "scooping" my ice cream instead of handing me the tub.
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
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    serving tray and serving spoons (for each person)....problem solved :)

    also stretchy pants help make your holiday experience much more pleasant.
  • JosephVitte
    JosephVitte Posts: 2,039
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    also stretchy pants help make your holiday experience much more pleasant.
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  • cornfritter22
    cornfritter22 Posts: 230 Member
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    Because I am not going to see my family....:drinker:
    I envy you.
  • lexagon
    lexagon Posts: 495 Member
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    Ya'll just made my night!

    Is it wrong that I'm making an entire batch of stuffing just for me? :laugh:
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
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    It's one day out of 365. Make it your cheat meal for the week/month and move on. Boom.
  • sarahisme18
    sarahisme18 Posts: 574 Member
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    Ya'll just made my night!

    Is it wrong that I'm making an entire batch of stuffing just for me? :laugh:

    OMG why didn't I think of this?????
  • lexagon
    lexagon Posts: 495 Member
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    Ya'll just made my night!

    Is it wrong that I'm making an entire batch of stuffing just for me? :laugh:

    OMG why didn't I think of this?????
    Your loss ... more for me! :happy:

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