Has anyone done the meat cleanse?

guardian419

Is that similar to a meat enema?

IslandRider

I'm on the alcohol cleanse. Nothing but 80 proof or above alcohol. Nothing flavored or with added sugar. As much as you want. Water is allowed, but not mixed in the same glass as the alcohol. Maybe I'll try the meat thing next week.

I drink mine out of a bacon beer mug.

alaskagirl5

Be careful about overdoing it on the protein. It can really kill your kidneys if you keep it up too long.

Nix143

Wellbert, if you couple your cleanse with wrapping your upper thighs in multiple rashers of bacon you will have an awesome thigh gap in only 7 days. The bacon acts like a fat magnet on any cellulite and draws it all out. Couple this with body brushing with pork rinds and you'll be rocking that mankini in no time. Fact.

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TrailRunner61

Could I just eat bacon? I could do that.:drinker:

AngryDiet

I'll schedule it for right after my Pringles cleanse.

Treece68

Just be careful you don't get scurvy ... you can eat horse meat if you do and you will be ok

Wenchilada

I hear you can combine it with the booze cleanse for better results. No water, just booze.

Juice 10 oz. of raw pork with a nice wheaty beer. That'll clean ya right out.

AngryDiet

I hear you can combine it with the booze cleanse for better results. No water, just booze.

Juice 10 oz. of raw pork with a nice wheaty beer. That'll clean ya right out.

Did I die and go to heaven?

Wenchilada

I hear you can combine it with the booze cleanse for better results. No water, just booze.

Juice 10 oz. of raw pork with a nice wheaty beer. That'll clean ya right out.

Did I die and go to heaven?

Depending on how fast the trichinosis gets to business, it's possible.

vytamindi

Couple this with body brushing with pork rinds and you'll be rocking that mankini in no time. Fact.

I exfoliate with chiccharones. This is true.

LollipopPsyco

I use a t bone steak as a loofah in the shower...does that count

3laine75

lol. i'm in

KadeshFlow

This is actually legit. There are trainers and companies like Slim for Life who do these as part of their programs. I have friends who have lost 5-10 pounds in a week or less on these. So what happens is (from my understanding) you eat nothing but lean meat (really heavy, lean proteins) and acidic fruits for I think 3-5 days. Mostly lean meat, like 3 lbs or more per day. What this does is put your body into shock mode because it suddenly has to work WAY harder to break down all that heavy stuff, and the acid is to aid that process. This blasts your metabolism through the roof. But unlike most cleanses where you, say drink broth and juice for a week, you're highly unlikely to gain the wait back, as you were actually eating a lot, so resuming a regular diet only continues the process.

It's like a more intense microcosm of going paleo.

dbmata

You mean you're not supposed to eat like that normally?

...I've been doing it wrong this entire time.

Damn, same here.

Meggles63

In for the total awesomeness of this thread!

195to135

You mean you're not supposed to eat like that normally?

...I've been doing it wrong this entire time.

Damn, same here.

Me too :noway:

aquiva33

Meat Cleanse. I think that should be a band name.

:laugh:

Muddy_Yogi

Can I eat all the bacon? Yes? I'm in!