WORST NAMES EVER!!!!

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  • Ladyslippers
    Ladyslippers Posts: 186 Member
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    My ex used to work with a Dr. Payne (who happened to be an incredibly talented physician and a really nice guy to boot).
  • lucyinthesky2007
    lucyinthesky2007 Posts: 98 Member
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    I'm a cake decorator in a tiny southern town. You can only imagine some of the names I've had to write on cake. We actually have a list of shame Lol! The worst by far though are---- Girl: Manaja (pronounced Menage....as in Menage a trios) and Boys: Philander and Shart' Avious (pronounced Shar-Tavious) I kid you not! Honestly nothing surprises me anymore.

    @lucyinthesky2 Have you ever seen this site? www.cakewrecks.com

    I have actually! Many hours of good laughs!
  • easycure
    easycure Posts: 152 Member
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    I went to school with a galaxy star mooncruiser!
  • kittytrix
    kittytrix Posts: 557 Member
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    I worked with a woman named Tequila Johnson and no she didn't like to drink tequila, at least, not anymore. I'm sure we all have those stories. ;0)
  • ShareeMorty
    ShareeMorty Posts: 324 Member
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    A few I have come across... Twinklejane, Steely Dan, a family whose surname is Ford who named their kids: Fairlane, Fairmont, Telstar and Falcon, my cousin has 6 kids all with unusual names like Fisher, River, Tussock (can't remember the other 3 LOL)
  • velmaisvelma
    velmaisvelma Posts: 90 Member
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    I have always been picked on for my name.

    The nerdy girl on Scooby Doo.... Velma. I was the 3rd generation Velma in my family. I am the LAST! My mother-in-law's name was Thelma, so we promised each other that if I had a child, she would not be named Thelma nor Velma. I kept that promise. My daughter's name is Angelynn.

    My great-grandfather's name was Foot Smith
    A Great-Great Uncle's name was Nefater (nuh-fay-tur)
    My Great Grandmother's name was (Full Blooded Choctaw) Loonie (loony)
  • ferrytrip
    ferrytrip Posts: 497 Member
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    1. Concepta
    2. Majella
  • running_mum
    running_mum Posts: 59 Member
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    It was on New Zealand news

    A couple got stopped from naming their baby boy 4Real

    Thank goodness! Brother who floolowed would be 4Sure an 4Ever........

    SO DUMB!
  • 4_Lisa
    4_Lisa Posts: 362 Member
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    Anita Dyck...one of my teacher's wives had that name.

    I know a lady named Iona Dyck...
  • notsosimplyabby
    notsosimplyabby Posts: 138 Member
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    My family has names like Zebulon, Wincie, Sebron (pronounced Sea-born), Zilbert, Twins: Alton & Valton, Twins Ada & Brady (but pronounced Ady & Brady?)

    WELCOME TO THE SOUTH, YALL!
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
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    Anita Dyck...one of my teacher's wives had that name.

    I know a lady named Iona Dyck...

    OMFG I'm dying! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
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    I have a relative called Stormy
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    hate my name -_- my nickname is fine, but my whole first name... i dunno what my parents were thinking.
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
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    Gretel
    Bertha
    D.I.C.K.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    I knew a girl named Starr Light Dean

    So -either Starlight or
    Stardine!
  • faireplay
    faireplay Posts: 126
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    My daughter's boyfriend's last name is ****...there is a list of names they will not be using for their children, trust me. On top of that, my other daughter's boyfriend's last name is Cox.
  • babygurl48
    babygurl48 Posts: 1,236 Member
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    I saw a name Leduch Bagdasarian...when said fast sounded like Le Duchbag dasarian

    Now this made me laugh out loud!..lol..
  • reshapemariah21
    reshapemariah21 Posts: 184 Member
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    Conception. She worked at the local chick-fil-a. lol.
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
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    I went to school with a Rainy Storm, Kandy Kane, and a Snow White (she actually looked like Snow White too).
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
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    Oh, and my name is Cerdwin....nuff said.

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